Reidy1987 Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Based on a post by Bill Lees on another thread... 1. Carol Vorderman 2. Jackie Bird 3. That burd in Location, Location, Location - Kirsty somethingorother (as long as she doesny talk) 4. Carol Walker 5. Heather the Weather Would all get a definite "mibbees aye, mibbees nae" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Would all get a definite "mibbees aye, mibbees aye, definitely, please, eh gaunnae dae that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 1. The wifie as presents the TV show "Property Ladder" - Sarah Beeny, I believe. I can't keep my eyes off her - ahem - headlamps. 2. Kirsty Wark. Woof ! 3. Francine Stock. Double Woof ! 4. Tracey Emin (okay, this one's very borderline. 5. Sian Lloyd (what a gob! ) * Retires, full of self-loathing and shame * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormtrooper Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Sarah Beeney from the property development programme ? How does she qualify as a 'Borderline Boiler' ? I have no problem developing a semi whe she's on !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 (edited) property development... semi erection... is there a thread developing, here? But as for Tracey Emin. Naw, no even me using yours, on an internet site. And then there's Nina Hossain in the local London tv news. A shameless flirt. Edited January 22, 2004 by chingford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Some bizarre top 5's so far: 1. Ann Diamond (GMTV GODDESS) 2. Lynda Baron (Nurse Gladys in open all hours) 3. Sue (presenter from cbeebies) 4. Trudie Goodwin - (June Ackland in The Bill) 5. Laila Morris (Mo Harris in Eastenders) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 She's Gary Oldman's elder sister and apparenty Leila Morse is an anagram of something Mibbae a reference to Beckham learning Spanish "I'm El Arsole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 YES! a right sexy old burdIt's MORSE not Morris. She's Gary Oldman's elder sister and apparenty Leila Morse is an anagram of something It's an anagram of "mia sorella" - Italian for "my sister" - apparently. Lord knows why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 (edited) It's an anagram of "mia sorella" - Italian for "my sister" - apparently. Lord knows why. I doubt that he'd want to know... I hate this GB. Here I am trying to have a life worth livin, among real, genuine salt of the earth apples and pears, cor luv a duck(why they do that, I don't know:don't ask) Eastenders but... Now I'll have to look at fictional f**kin Eastenders to see who you're talking about. Sigh. Mo Harris Jeeze.... Edited January 22, 2004 by chingford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllyM Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 3. Sue (presenter from cbeebies) Naw, Sarah-Jane from cbeebies (speciality higgledy house) beats her hands-down. Although there was some woman (now removed from our screens) who used to wear a tartan miniskirt and have one glove puppet beating another one with a large stick, while voicing "you naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty puppet". Quite a turn-on at around 7 in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 5. Laila Morris (Mo Harris in Eastenders) I couldnae be arsed watching eastenders so did a google on the character... My reaction? Another Sid wind up, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol Vorderman Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 What about me boys,would i get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Naw, Sarah-Jane from cbeebies (speciality higgledy house) beats her hands-down. Didn't know who this was but checked... Bit too young to be a borderline boiler, surely? However, having had a look at THIS WEBSITE which links to her 5 minute subliminally naughty showreel! I can see how her coqettish use of tube shaped things and sticky back plastic may turn some on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllyM Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Your quite right Ching, definitely no boiler. Guess I was so excited by SID's mention of cbeebies that I forgot the title of the thread. and the showreel................ Fantastic. You can't beat the wiggly worm song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormtrooper Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 1. Cheri Lunghi 2. Amanda Donahoe 3. Felicity Kendal 4. Mo Mowlam 5. Ru Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 What about me boys,would i get it? Aye, right up the keechy winker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyirdaddy Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Eh Ah heard that shes a dyke but fcuk it, here comes ma fantasie's again Alex Parks - Winner of that fame academy (Mibbe's Aye) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carol Vorderman Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 QUOTE (Carol Vorderman @ Jan 23 2004, 12:21 PM) What about me boys,would i get it? Aye, right up the keechy winker I would never go with you.You are a skinny,STD'd,ugly,smelly,little flick knife.I would rather frig myself with a broken Buckie bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted February 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 QUOTE (Carol Vorderman @ Jan 23 2004, 12:21 PM) What about me boys,would i get it? I would never go with you.You are a skinny,STD'd,ugly,smelly,little flick knife.I would rather frig myself with a broken Buckie bottle. Looks like yer hole's oot the question, NSS... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Fcuk off! she's want to piss on you and cover you in used tampons then submit you as an entry for the Turner prize Kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Looks like yer hole's oot the question, NSS... Looks like it Reidy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eilderslie saint Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 I was watching a programme earlier and I've got to say I'd ride that Fern Brittan,and I reckon Philip Schoefield's probably slipping her one,as she has a history of shagging her workmate's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 I was watching a programme earlier and I've got to say I'd ride that Fern Brittan,and I reckon Philip Schoefield's probably slipping her one,as she has a history of shagging her workmate's. Aye she's got a big warm erse tae coorie intae in a cauld winters night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 That Jennie Bond might be borderline but she'd get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 That Jennie Bond might be borderline but she'd get it So no rum, sodomy and the lash in your bunk room NSS? Or Aye- but jist with Jennie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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