Stoobs

Was at Ralston today watching us train. So glad we signed Reilly. Looks like a thoroughbred. Can't wait for the fixtures to be announced. Looking forward to the Morton game. Can't beat the derby. I hope all the Saints fans realise we are not going to win the league by the end of September, it is all about jockeying for position in the early stages of the season. We just need to reign in our expectations and hope we don't make an ass of it early doors like we did last season. COYS.

Going back to the thread in hand, we will win this league neighhh bother as long as we have a stable team.

I don't think we should stirrup any more of this nonsense.

I will not stop unless we buy a new centaur forward.

bit of a a mare........it is catching.

Scole = Scougal

I wasn't going to post again after the Scole fiasco but when I heard about this breaking news from America, I felt I had to share. To keep it relevant, the alien thinks we are going to win the league.

I thought I was being ironic when I posted the link as I was fully aware he had signed for The Blue Saints. This irony has fallen flat however and I have lost all confidence to post again. I will maintain a watching brief though and wish all future posters a successful season.

Yes, as I said after I posted the link. Shoddy journalism by The Scotsman. Just thought it was worth a post to highlight the shoddy journalism. I should have started another thread to avoid the confusion.

Don't get excited. Shoddy journalism.

Doubt it. The Scandinavian Cheesy.

More like Officer Dibble.

Bloody hell. He must be the top scorer in football......ever. That highlights package went on for ever. Where is the statue of him in Dumfries. If he scores a fraction of even half the goals shown in a quarter of that video, we will have double the player of even 2 Steven Thomsons.

And with an ex St.Mirren full back legend written on the front. What an omen.

This is like a JFK moment. What were YOU doing when Super Stelios resigned for us. I was putting up curtains for my old maw.

Never seen you so pessimistic about a Saints player. Has Elvis hacked your account.

I will accept fitba'. Only one fitba'

It is Association Soccer in my household. Too many variations of football (American, Aussie Rules etc) for me to call the sport that we love as "football"

How good was the soccer back then. Muddy pitches, defensive mistakes, Spanish superstars. I feel the mist in my eyes.

Where is Renton and Sickboy

The sad bit is, it is such an accurate portrayal of these bampots.

I once met Rowan Alexander paddling in the sea in a resort called Port Erin where he was nursing an ankle injury after being crocked by Tommy Hutchison of Man City during said Isle Of Man tournament. Saints held coaching days for children during the tour and it culminated in a big tournament for all of the participants. My team got to final where we were getting looked after by John Cowboy McCormack. The other team were looked after by Billy Thomson and Steve Clarke. Went to penalties and Billy Thomson saved mine and we lost. I managed to win player of tournament and Ricky McFarlane wanted to sign me up according to my dad ( I was 12 at the time) Also met Nigel Mansell on the golf course during that holiday which I still put as my best holiday ever, even topping Majorca 1988 where I eventually lost my virginity to a fat bird from Darlington.

As long as it is not Shankland. He is now damaged goods after his last loan spell.

I am on route to my shift off shore. Why have I just seen Jack Ross fly into Aberdeen Airport.