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I'll take your word for that as you're obviously a man of experience regarding it. [emoji16]

Aye, but it's further for Cookie to walk home after he's "been allowed" to sleep it off in a cell.

You're not. You're actually being a pessimistic, miserable, c**t. [emoji16]

What if a black lesbian got the job? According to the CEO, that person (assuming the company isn't already full of black lesbians) wouldn't be checked by her. If you are singling out a specific demographic for different treatment, it's discrimination.

What isn't honest about what he said? He says he has no recollection of the guy, even after being told he had met him. Have you never forgotten that you've met someone? Would it make you dishonest if you claimed you didn't know them?

But if she's only checking "non-diverse" appointees, it's discrimination.

I think we should just blow up the whole world so nature can eventually reclaim it. Humans really are a plague on the planet, couldnae agree oan the colour o' shite.

If only he told you earlier, you could have saved on a round trip flight. [emoji16]

Stay as long as you want, he's sacking you for unapproved time off. Oh well, it's just a slightly earlier retirement than you planned. Enjoy.

Wait till he tells you it was actually next week you put in a holiday request for. [emoji16]

That's not a law.

For all I know, it could have been custard.

It was subsidence. They reinforced the foundations a while back - dunno what with, though.

No, I never, I said it wasn't a fair comparison due to it. The difference in income from top to bottom (according to a quick google) is less than 1.5x. It would have been a lot bigger in Fergies time, with Man U at the top (for most of it).

Rhetorical question?

I just don't like Motherwell supporters, they have this delusion that they're a "big team". Aye, OK, not all of them, but a fair %age.

Imagine having a boss who's 40 years your junior.

I never said it was ALL about money but the fact that all teams in the EPL are earning in excess of £100m must have some sort of "levelling" effect.

The point about money is that more teams have it and some have considerably more than Man U. In Fergies day Man U were at the top of the rich list by a considerable margin (for most of it). Maybe a fair bit of that was down to Fergie himself and his success, though.

With the WWII bomber?

Not saying he wasn't but it's not really a fair comparison due to the knee involved now. Also, if someone had his early track record at Man U these days, they would probably get sacked.

Simple, just pass a law saying so - and throw in ones about having good weather all day, summer 11.5 months a year (2 weeks of light fluffy snow round about xmas), everything free and no shitty jobs (you will need money when going on your 6 months of vacations abroad) and it's sorted. This is feckin easy, why hasn't anyone ever thought of this before? [emoji6]

Could the bus driver not work from home the same days that the passengers do? [emoji848]

Aye, it usually is. [emoji16]

Aye, but there are more than 4 of those.