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Rhetorical question?

I just don't like Motherwell supporters, they have this delusion that they're a "big team". Aye, OK, not all of them, but a fair %age.

Imagine having a boss who's 40 years your junior.

I never said it was ALL about money but the fact that all teams in the EPL are earning in excess of £100m must have some sort of "levelling" effect.

The point about money is that more teams have it and some have considerably more than Man U. In Fergies day Man U were at the top of the rich list by a considerable margin (for most of it). Maybe a fair bit of that was down to Fergie himself and his success, though.

With the WWII bomber?

Not saying he wasn't but it's not really a fair comparison due to the knee involved now. Also, if someone had his early track record at Man U these days, they would probably get sacked.

Simple, just pass a law saying so - and throw in ones about having good weather all day, summer 11.5 months a year (2 weeks of light fluffy snow round about xmas), everything free and no shitty jobs (you will need money when going on your 6 months of vacations abroad) and it's sorted. This is feckin easy, why hasn't anyone ever thought of this before? [emoji6]

Could the bus driver not work from home the same days that the passengers do? [emoji848]

Aye, it usually is. [emoji16]

Aye, but there are more than 4 of those.

Speak for yourself, I'm doing this by telepathy. Not got it down 100% yet, hence the tiepoes.

I don't thing those forks have handles.

It doesn't look like that to me but, as I said, no glasses.

Already been used, do keep up auld yin. [emoji1787]

Yeah, lack of drivers was the reason given for that. Maybe he decided after that, that it wasn't worth the hassle.

I assumed you were talking about forks as in forklift type forks. So clampy/grippy thingies are also called forks?

That may explain everything. [emoji1787]

I think Stevie, the owner of Key Coaches, might be retiring. He's well past retiral age and probably just wants to relax.

Maybe it's just cos I can't find my glasses, but I can't see any forks, never mind someone on them. Looks more like a big clampy/grippy thingy (feck knows the right terminology) holding the big red metally thingy. And if you think that's bad, you really don't want to hear me explain how da interweb workees.

Don't you start, Beetlejuice will appear.

Personally, I think it's all ALBIONSAINT's fault. I also think he was responsible for the Crimean war and the extinction of the non-avian dinosaurs. But that's just my opinion.

I won't leave you out of it, Allison. [emoji16]

It's really his wife's room. [emoji16]

Supporters of every team think the exact same thing about their team. I think it's a case of only remembering the good or bad results and forgetting the expected, "mundane", run-of-the-mill ones.