salmonbuddie

No, but looks like you are.....damn, still no rofl smilies on this phone!

I'm confused - who's taking the piss out of who, now? And which junction is actually closing?

Prove it! Never been there in my life.

^^^^^^^^^^^Verge of tears. Kemp, he had a go at me for poking fun at faraway, not him, as I've pointed out too many times. I'm having too much fun, if that makes me infantile, let me enjoy it - when you get to my age, it doesn't happen too often.

Now you really are giving your age away, youngster.

I've checked, you have admitted to three identities on here and most of us suspect you of having been several others. Is that wee enough?ETA - for avoidance of doubt, I've only ever "accused" you, no-one else.

'Sigh'Can you honestly not see the difference between the two? I was referring to what you said directly about me - calling me a "clown." Personal abuse. You are making yourself look like a fanny. Self-abuse. One could conclude that you are, in fact, a self-abuser.

Remember the advice I gave you about making yourself look like a fanny? Didn't stick, did it?

We're St Mirren supporters? Unreasonable optimism goes with the territory.

And all this because I poked a bit of fun at faraway saint....you really need to calm down, Maxy.

The Guess Who

La plus c'est la meme chose..... Too easy, Maxy, expected more from you.

Two paras versus a veritable chapter....and it's me who's bitten. Fekk, no Rolf smilies on the phone app..... Switch the paranoia off and re-read what I wrote, it doesn't mention you being reported by me. At the risk of repeating myself (for the hard of thinking), yes, I suggested you f**k off. You didn't. I didn't, however, say you were a fanny, I said you were making yourself look like a fanny. La plus ca change.....

Away for the weekend so haven't been on in the last couple of days - proof of the paranoia you denied on the other thread you closed to ensure you got the last word. For the record, I've never had a conversation with any of the moderators about you in any of your many aliases, you're not important enough. Nothing has led me to do that although I did report something a while back which I considered racist. The unwarranted personal abuse given out here may just change that........

I've driven through France three times, and driven to and from Normandy, Brittany & Haute-Veinne (in the middle) but always crossed by ferry, evenly split between overnighters and Dover-Calais. Paying the motorway tolls is worth it (unless you've got the time and you're planning to take a leisurely drive), the motorway network is very good. If you're going to Paris, Normandy is accesible and not outrageously far away. Rouen is worth a visit, iirc it was the home of the Cluniac monks who founded Paisley Abbey and Rouen Cathedral and the Abbey share some structural similarities. Not too interesting for a 4 year old, mind, but the town centre's well worth a wander. When we went to Normandy the first time we visited Wiliam the Conqueror's castle in Caen and my son (aged 11 at the time) spent a few hours outdoors in the castle with a supervised group, none of whom spoke English (although the supervisors did). He built a model car from all sorts of rubbish - he loved it, and it gave us time to have a wander. Apart from the castle, there's not too much to see in Caen itself, it was heavily damaged in WWII and rebuilt, but you're not far from some important WWII sites, and not too far from Bayeux if you fancy that. Might be a bit too far from Paris for you, though.

To lovestreet? Don't count your chickens, he seems to be having problems with his PM's.

I have it on good authority that we will, at some time in the future, sign more than one of each. Can't say any more than that, let's wait and see if I'm right.

Me too, mosquitos as well, along with just about any other blood sucking insect. Oddly enough, though, there were a few clegs about yesterday, bothering everyone around me but not coming near me. Not that I'm complaining, mind

And you still haven't addressed my question - why would they behave like that?

Except for the phone deciding I wanted to say "felling" instead of "fekkin".....does anyone know how to switch autocorrect off? :)l

That explains why I thought that they hadn't been mentioned, then..... ETA - can't blame the phone this time, felled up on my own!

Thought it worth trying to sneak them in, they haven't been mentioned yet

Gorillaz

The Beatles (?)

The Monkees