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Illuminate us all, oh great one - in what way am I taking myself too seriously? By quoting Buzz Lightyear? Really?

Have a think about it...if you can ever (con)descend any lower than you've already achieved, of course. But we all need goals in these difficult times.

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Well played. f**king well played.🤣

Illuminate us all, oh great one - in what way am I taking myself too seriously? By quoting Buzz Lightyear? Really?

Have a think about it...if you can ever (con)descend any lower than you've already achieved, of course. But we all need goals in these difficult times.

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Fekk, you've ruined it for everyone now!

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From a while back but still valid

"Let’s take a minute to talk about why this is absolutely, f**king, ridiculous.

At no point EVER in the history of the world, have all the governments, of all the countries, of the whole world, got together and gone “hey, can we all agree that we need some kind of plague going on? You all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“Okay, can we all agree to disagree publicly about the best way to handle it? It’ll seem more realistic this way? You all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“Okay, can we get all the doctors and nurses etc on board? We’ll need some people to lie about cause of death for at least 875,000 people... you all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“Some of you might have to cop a bit of crap, and be pretty much blamed for everything, including who individual idiots choose to shag. You okay with that Dan?”

* Dan nods head

“We’ll need Bill Gates to promote a vaccine that includes a microchip... can someone get Bill on board? You all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“We’re gonna call it Corona virus - it’s a real type of virus thing, but can someone check with Cerveceria Modelo if they’re happy for their beer to take a hit when idiots correlate the two? You all okay with that? Mexico? Belgium?”

* all nod heads

“We’ll need to spread the non-existent plague through 5G towers - can someone get the telco’s for every country on board? You all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“Look, we’re going to need to crash the economy of the whole world - you might cop some flack... you all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“We need a guy to eat a raw bat... we need to have a country to blame....can someone get on that? China? Thanks. You all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“After that, we’ll need some ways to spread it - let’s focus mainly on cruise ships and old folks homes - you all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“Some weirdos might come out of the woodwork - we’re gonna have to put tinfoil and toilet roll supply into overdrive.... you all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“They’re the ones we want though, okay? Divide and conquer. You all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“Oh yeah, no leaks, ok? The public can’t know about this.... you all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“We’ll need a coupla high profile celebs on board? They need to be loveable. Can someone check if Tom Hanks is happy to get it and recover? Also, check if Tim Brookes-Taylor is happy to get it and die. You all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“Now, Trump, you’re gonna have to keep acting like a dickhead, if this is to be believable. America will probably have to have more deaths than most other countries, and it needs to seem like it’s your fault - you okay with that Don?”

* Trump: “Covfefe”

“Awesome. Great that we’re all agreeable. Now, if any of you in the room are currently at war with another country in the room, you need to keep that act up, or they’ll be onto us - you all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“Oh, and we need someone to come up with bizarre cures....anyone? Anyone? Don?”

* Trump: “I know a voodoo doctor? Bleach? Internal light? Hydroxychloroquine?”

“Perfect. You all okay with that?”

* all nod heads

“Cool. Does anyone wanna know why we’re doing this?”

* all shake heads

“Great, let’s get to it.”

* all nod heads

Seriously, if Covid 19 is a myth, then world peace could have been achieved."

Oaky is just out of shot below them..........................everyone needs a "friend with benefits". 

There was a riddle????

And yet you continue to respond. You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.

From the poster who numbers shull among his best friends on here? Thought your boredom threshold had to be much, much higher than that, oaky...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55045639
According to this article it's about 8.5 million in category 6.

No Andy...  it's because of clowns like you posting utter shite.  I know of one nugget just like yourself who was told to self isolate, after travelling in a car {front seat} with a driver who was coughing and spluttering who then tested positive next day.  On their first day of isolation they were picking up their own car and getting shown how the instruments etc worked, by a unsuspecting car technician. who could innocently now go home and spread this Mother F%%ker to members his own family.
That is the flaw that's happening you peanut brain asshole 

@oaksoft - Final word on the matter from the BLM website
They are not an avowed Marxist organisation, although they will undoubtedly contain fellow travellers who are communist.

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I think it's fair to say that you haven't personally made a racist post, shull. However, as I pointed out to you a while back, if ye fly wae the craws, ye get shot wae the craws. Folk will make their minds up based on the utter shite you keep posting.

Do I agree with everything, every member of the BLM movement says - NO.
Have some advocates of BLM gone OTT and made racist comments themselves - prob'ly - I rarely watch @shulls links as clicking on them makes money for the unsavoury people who make them.
Is BLM a communist organization as opposed to having advocates who may be communist - NO - these are dogwhistle allegations to hide the accusers own racist views.
It is undeniable (well it's deniable) evident that institutional racism still exists and that BLM is a movement whose primary aim is to counter this.
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I don't know what posts of yours have led to these allegations, although your Devil's Advocaat posts often walk a fine line, however I feel I have shown two examples of shull's posts being racist and reserve the to say so anytime, anyplace, anywhere I choose.
 
 

It's not a communist movement and the people who make these allegations are doing so to hide their real agenda - so yes it is it's called dogwhistle politics,
I showed a while back that the comedians he liked were all white while those he disliked were both black.
You can go down the Devil's Advocaat route if you like but the truth is out there.......

There was no need to edit that, we all heard it in our heads anyway...

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There was no need to edit that, we all heard it in our heads anyway...

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Just in case you skimmed it.

What conclusion would the man in the Clapham omnibus draw (English Law, you'll get it).

I'd say the one about comedians you like/dislike was a clear example of racism as is the use of dogwhistle accusations of BLM being a communist movement - you're nowhere near as clever as you think.
Also your lack of understanding of political terms like fascism is so wrong & predictable it's not even annoying anymore.

Indeed, by association, as I also pointed put.
He's always banging on about "free speech" with no evidence to back it up, yet he's whining when he's called out for posting various clips of people that have racist views.
Anyhow, he's on ignore, he can do what he likes, as we all can.
To use a well known quote......................feckem. 

I think it's fair to say that you haven't personally made a racist post, shull. However, as I pointed out to you a while back, if ye fly wae the craws, ye get shot wae the craws. Folk will make their minds up based on the utter shite you keep posting.

There was no need to edit that, we all heard it in our heads anyway...

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