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Personal registrations are too expensive. So I've changed my name to ST04 YYN.

Where is that? Paisley has a CANAL station, but I've never been to Canal St station.

Lumberjack song and dead parrot are the same sketch I love "self defence against attackers armed with fruit", and the "Hungarian phrase book" is fantastic, I wandered around Budapest saying 'please fondle my buttocks' as a direct result (when I wander round Paisley saying it that's nothing to do with Python).

I'm not quite tall enough for that .... You've got to love that they think a professional groundskeeper who's job it is to GROW grass indescriminantly uses herbicides

Is that the Bruce?

Belly dancers, karaoke and CHILDREN WELCOME. Hell on a stick.

1. True Grit - John Wayne says "Fill your hands you son of a bitch" before riding right into lucky Ned Pepper's gang. 2. The Simpsons - Spider Pig! 3. Unforgiven - Final scene, Clint walks away through the posse saying "Anybody moves and I'll kill them. Anybody shoots at me I'll kill them, their whole family and burn their God dam house down." 4. Apollo 13 - The splashdown, we're watching wondering whether Jim Lovell survives, while the REAL Jim is actually on screen as the captain of the recovery boat. 5. Jaws - The 'popcorn' moment when the head appears from the bottom of the boat.

1. Sir Jackie Stewart 2. Francis Morgan 'Daley' Thompson 3. Sir Steve Redgrave 4. Gavin Hastings 5. Joe Jordan

Wanky-non-saints-related-pish forum for this.

Good. I used to hate walking past there going to/from Love St with all the manky huncunts standing in the doorway smoking.

Sadly though Mickey Mouse has a John Potter watch

I hope Jack doesn't read this thread, he'll be terrified!

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Don't see any reason why not, he can't be cup tied

According to scoccerbase he's 5'11".

More what? Sarcasm ? ;)

Poor signing IMHO. The guy's hardly played any champions league football. And ONLY 64 international caps? What can he possibly bring to the team? I'm now absolutly gutted that we didn't get Twaddle from Thistle.

The main reason the new lights don't look as bright from outside is that they are not technically floodlights, but they are actually banks of spotlights. This means focused beams and, as mentioned , less light pollution.

And that's why we're all moving to the West Bank.

I feel glad my arse is hairy.

Finally got my copy today, straight home and watched it, greetin like a wean! God knows what I'll be like at the last game. Very well done to everyone concerned.

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