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1. Don't Look Now - Julie Christie :)

2. The Graduate - best stockings in the trade

3. Hammer House of Horror Movies

4. The Lemon Popsicle Series

5. Countess Dracula Series

There's a new film coming out about Bathory with Julie Delpy in the role. :)

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There's an eighties American college comedy that goes by the name 'Mischief'.

It features John Travolta's missus,Kelly Preston, in full front,back and sidal nudity,when she was about 20.

Highly recommended.

I first saw it on video on a bus full of under 11 footballers (of which I was one).

To be fair to the adults on the bus,they did tell us not to watch the dirty bits.

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A wee preview.

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I thought your home videos would be guaranteed to f**k with your video pause button, Paris...?

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Should do but most people really just were so lazy and cheap & they nicked it online :(
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sidal ??????  :blink:

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Yes,absolutely.

I wanted to make it clear that it wasn't just a tits and arse film.

So,rather than just say that the Greasey dancer's future missus was featured in full frontal nudity,I kept it fresh by stressing that she was available in the scud from all angles by including the phrase full frontal,but enclosing the back and side views within it.

in full front,back and sidal nudity

See what I've done there? :wink:

The phrase 'front,back and side' also reminds you of the traditional 'short,back and sides' haircut,and if you see Kelly Preston's minge in this film,the phrase 'barber's floor' certainly springs to mind.

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I knew exactly what he meant with 'sidal' - thought it a perfect word - and, if not real, it should be. :)

Then I got to thinking, as you do, what other sidal views might be lurking on Google. The news is NOT good.

Out of 368 returned, only one was a body (with bra) as a side view.

It's shown below. And it (or he...) has a hairy chest. :(

The related website is www.christianfecteau.com

but you'd really only want to go there if you had a big interest in Seinfeld's minor characters... :rolleyes:

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There was an ad for a movie, think it was by E4. It gave you the usual trailer type overview, but then at it end came the closing tag line....."and you get to see Katie Holmes BAPS!"

There was a clip with her baps covered by the strategically place letter box - quality! :lol:

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