oaksoft Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Ah, well, funny you should say that, there was this time............................................. No no no you promised you'd keep that quiet...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 No no no you promised you'd keep that quiet...... Secrets safe with me, snugglebuns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastlandssaint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Badgers ! We don`t need no stinking badgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Badgers ! We don`t need no stinking badgers Shoot them I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 The tapeworm. Up to 30 foot in length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 The tapeworm. Up to 30 foot in length. Change the thread title to longest and, yes, you are the winner. Fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted October 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 To be fair, catchin' anything that's long and thin would be challenging. Would just flop over your head. Just ask Tulisa.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 To be fair, catchin' anything that's long and thin would be challenging. Would just flop over your head. Just ask Tulisa.. I'll take your word on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 What about your neighbour called Crawford? I've not seen you post about him and his struggle to cope with gardening uphill for a while? Funny you should mention because i noticed Crawford was 'Out' at the weekend there. He seemed a bit distressed as he ploughed his neighbour's furrow. I asked what was eating him..? he said 'It was a man from arbroath! in fact he's really been getting up a few of my friends................................ noses as well' I suggested if this Arbroathy type called by to rub him up.... the wrong way he should just pinch his nose and swallow it. But Crawford retorted with a cheeky smile 'he never comes, it's all piss and bluster with him' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) You're patters pish! Edited October 14, 2013 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 You're patters pish! And you had to edit that..? Did it jist keep dribbling oot..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 To be fair, catchin' anything that's long and thin would be challenging. Would just flop over your head. Just ask Tulisa.. I had to google "Tulisa".Gulp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 I had to google "Tulisa". Gulp! Reported, pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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