murray street Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 I am on a short term contract in Dumbarton just now and saw some great graffiti in the toilets today. Notice: Please do not put chewing gum in the urinals written below in pen.... "because it makes it taste of pish" Well I thought it was funny anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 This one is at St Andrews University. http://i1.wp.com/www.adrianwale.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Toilet-Instructions.jpg And you'd be wrong to think that St Andrews students were alone in being thick as f**k. Here's one from Liverpool. http://liverpool.tab.co.uk/2015/02/05/forgotten-use-toilet-university-help/ And for fun, thius is my personal favourite from Germany. http://www.hauswirtschaftsleiterin.com/2013/toilettenburstenbenutzungsanweisung/20130102_160429/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 This one is at St Andrews University. http://i1.wp.com/www.adrianwale.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Toilet-Instructions.jpg And you'd be wrong to think that St Andrews students were alone in being thick as f**k. Here's one from Liverpool. http://liverpool.tab.co.uk/2015/02/05/forgotten-use-toilet-university-help/ And for fun, thius is my personal favourite from Germany. http://www.hauswirtschaftsleiterin.com/2013/toilettenburstenbenutzungsanweisung/20130102_160429/ On visits to see my brother in Thailand and singapore i noticed footprints on the rim of most pub/hotel toilet pans, when i mentioned this to him he told me that the locals stand on the pan to do their business, they were used to just crouching over a hole in the floor before they got pans and cant adjust to the seating method, it is also advice from doctors that when you have difficulty taking a dump, you will find it comes out easier if you raise you erchie up off the seat. Possibly why the universities have to put up the notices, as they do get a few foreign students, and have been getting complaints of muddy lavvy seats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTony Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 This is a photo taken by a mate who used the "facilities" in B&Q at Abbotsinch when he was getting some stuff for his work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I'm not going to name the company, but in one of the places I worked in previously I was working night shift when I was approached at the start of my shift by the cleaner who wanted to make a complaint. She had been cleaning out the ladies toilet and discovered a closed bag containing a shit in it in one of the bins. She told me that this hadn't been the first time either. It was happening at least a couple of times a week and had been for almost a month now. I reported it to senior management and they kicked off an investigation to find the disgusting culprit. It took a couple of days but eventually the offender stepped forward claiming that she had been following the instructions posted in a notice on the back of each cubicle door saying "please ensure you only flush toilet paper down the toilet". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Yesterday I was in Belfast and went into the loo in Great Victoria Street Station. Usually it's bunged but it was deserted and the door to the last WC was wide open and neatly arranged on the floor were an empty half bottle of Smirnoff, two empty Coke cans (I assume they were empty), a sandwich wrapper and an empty Streat Cafe coffee cup. But the piece de resistance was an abandoned National Geographic magazine placed neatly against the wall beside the other items. (I was tempted to take that but resisted). I suppose it might have been five different shitters but I somehow don't think so. I wish I'd taken a photo especially now that this thread has appeared. As I was leaving a guy came in and stared and I heard him mutter 'F**k me!' but I don't think it was an invitation. Assuming it was the one bloke, I can't make up my mind if he's a half wit or a real cool guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTony Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 National Geographic! Superb! That's not a usual "toilet read". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted March 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) On visits to see my brother in Thailand and singapore i noticed footprints on the rim of most pub/hotel toilet pans, when i mentioned this to him he told me that the locals stand on the pan to do their business, they were used to just crouching over a hole in the floor before they got pans and cant adjust to the seating method, it is also advice from doctors that when you have difficulty taking a dump, you will find it comes out easier if you raise you erchie up off the seat. Possibly why the universities have to put up the notices, as they do get a few foreign students, and have been getting complaints of muddy lavvy seats Oops replied to wrong post (on phone) Edited March 11, 2015 by murray street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted March 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Yesterday I was in Belfast and went into the loo in Great Victoria Street Station. Usually it's bunged but it was deserted and the door to the last WC was wide open and neatly arranged on the floor were an empty half bottle of Smirnoff, two empty Coke cans (I assume they were empty), a sandwich wrapper and an empty Streat Cafe coffee cup. But the piece de resistance was an abandoned National Geographic magazine placed neatly against the wall beside the other items. (I was tempted to take that but resisted). I suppose it might have been five different shitters but I somehow don't think so. I wish I'd taken a photo especially now that this thread has appeared. As I was leaving a guy came in and stared and I heard him mutter 'F**k me!' but I don't think it was an invitation. Assuming it was the one bloke, I can't make up my mind if he's a half wit or a real cool guy. Were the pages stuck together with man goo????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldo_j Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 This one is at St Andrews University. http://i1.wp.com/www.adrianwale.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Toilet-Instructions.jpg And you'd be wrong to think that St Andrews students were alone in being thick as f**k. Here's one from Liverpool. http://liverpool.tab.co.uk/2015/02/05/forgotten-use-toilet-university-help/ And for fun, thius is my personal favourite from Germany. http://www.hauswirtschaftsleiterin.com/2013/toilettenburstenbenutzungsanweisung/20130102_160429/ Your St Andrews one reminded me of something. A few years back I was in the communal showers at Thornley Park sports centre when in stride a Chinese lad, fully clothed, and starts taking a piss in the shower. I didn't have flip flops on either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted March 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Your St Andrews one reminded me of something. A few years back I was in the communal showers at Thornley Park sports centre when in stride a Chinese lad, fully clothed, and starts taking a piss in the shower. I didn't have flip flops on either... What were the disposition of his chucky stones? He might not have been called wan hung lo for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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