How'd it go? Impressive stadium? 

I was out last night, watched it but couldn't really concentrate. Certainly looked a lot more lively than the Japan game and was end to end stuff, quite a decent watch. Nothing in it, except for the goal. Ivory Coast are rated 37 in the world rankings, Japan are 19th, Scotland 38th so playing two decent teams has been a good decision.  Oh, I noticed Japan beat England last night, gives some perspective to Saturdays game. Anyhow, considering we must have fielded over 20 players between the two games it's been a worthwhile exercise, albeit a goal or two would have been better. That's us until 30th May when we play Curacao, I'd imagine it'll be closer to our strongest team for that game.

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