Reidy1987

With saxophone by Bob Holness.

Aye ah can.

Naw it isny.

Now there's a chant for next week... "onwards and upwards black and white army". Yep, it's got a ring to it.

Are they? They still fall into the smug English twat category as far as I'm concerned.

1. Emlyn Hughes. Twat. 2. Desmond Lynham. Yes I know he's Irish but you wouldn't know it to listen to him. Twat. 3. Chris Evans. Ginger twat. 4. Angus Deayton. Smug twat. 5. Ian Hislop. Even smugger twat.

The chicken curry scotch pies are the food of the gods.

Ach well, somebody's got to keep it interesting...

Those awfully nice people at NTHell have very thoughtfully set up a spam filter. Unfortunately, the default setting is, if THEY decide it's spam, they delete it. This has been introduced without telling anyone about it. I have already had a couple of emails (that I know of) that NTHell decided were spam disappear down the bitbucket. You can change the setting, instructions are rather cleverly hidden on the ntlworld.com homepage. I won't spoil your fun by telling you how to find them.

My most recent 5 are... 1. In a dry season - Peter Robinson 2. Be my enemy - Hearty Sparky 3. A short history of just about everything - Bill Bryson 4. The colour of a dog running away - Richard Gwyn And currently struggling my way through... 5. The time traveler's wife - Audrey Niffenegger

I don't know. Hope this is of some assistance to you.

1. Spain 2. Cyprus 3. Spain 4. Crete 5. Spain Special mention for Spain...

Hugh Reed and the Velvet Underpants Johnny and the Self-Abusers (bonus point for anyone who knows what they went on to become) Half Man Half Biscuit Pigbag Fanny

Ehm... by the way... can someone tell me how I'm supposed to vote for my top 5 songs when the poll only allows me to vote for one?

That's the one.

Before anybody says anything... I have NEVER bought anything advertised by Thora Hird.

Ehm, no sure. Never got aw the way through, it was so sh!te...

Big Huge and Wee Tam by the Incredible String Band Focus Live at the Rainbow - dunno what Ackerman was on but it wisny guitar-playin pills Music Inspired by Lord of the Rings by Bo Hanssen The Magician's Hat by Bo Hanssen - some folk never learn

No

If ye can afford a 4-week holiday ye can afford tae pop intae an internet cafe once a week...

Just a thought - why not find an internet cafe and log in yourself. Instead of Saints news you could tell everybody about your holiday. How pished you are, how sunburnt, how many knockbacks in the clubs...

Jings, that's an awfy big number...

Well, it does come in a big tube. Which is kind of appropriate...

Ehm, dunno. I just remember them having to cross the Alps at the end to get away from the Nazis...

So, The Sound of Music was technically a war film