BaldyOzBud

You bloody beauty, every team needs a player that can conjure something from seemingly nothing, and the bold Stelios is one of those players. Mon the stellar Cypriot, and mon the famous Paisley Saints!

Clypegate , brilliant!

Yeah I saw that when I was on my break at work, he was giving the thumbs up

Clever cunty...

Australia is vast, much of it has little or no internet coverage, so it might not be so bad.... I hear the Simpson Desert is very picturesque

I hear ya, but I am unashamedly celebrating, my heart is bursting with pride, come on you saints

Just joy, just f**kin beamin, just f**kin love you St Murn, just f**kin happy.

oh flower of Paisley when will we see yur like again, who fought and near died for, oor wee bit hill and glen. I've always been proud to bea buddie but tonight I'm absolutely bursting for my town and my team, I f**kin love you all Paisley.. my town and my team

ohhyooooey ohoooyooo saint murrn the saints, northbank agaro

f**k yeah

f**k all you nay sayers; we are the Saints GIRFUY

Scotland is a country not a meme, hope this helps

Yeah.... coz they are famous for looking after Scottish roads,

P2 wit, get back under your bridge wee man

You really are shite at this trolling lark, and " this level" that you constantly refer to is your own level. Comedy gold

Falkirk tv is shite,out of focus 80% of the time.

Bazil is a wee bit Fawlty

To be fair he'd need to have eyes in the back of his head to see a decent player bite him on the arse... although if it meant that the eyes on the front of his head weren't working that might explain why he can't see a decent player right in front of him.

I've already had a few myself Bud, and still have half a bottle of red left

D'OH!

I nominate Elvis.

I'm thinking I should get a couple of hours shuteye then donate a fiver to Falkirk TV, I love the baldy webmeisters' periscope feed and hilarious lager fuelled commentary but will settle for a steady picture and the sound of a couple of bairns choking while we rip them a new one.

Ah okay, the version given by the Syrian-American commentator on the news earlier today was suggesting that he was accusing IS of perpetuating the attack, then sending their own medics and film crews in to the area in a staged rescue operation for propaganda purposes. It is an old adage that the first casualty of war is the truth, and it is likely that we may never be able to definitively apportion the blame on either side in this instance, while huge numbers of Syrians suffer and die. Truly tragic, and unrelentingly horrific.

Not quite, he just claims that it wasn't him. Don't you love the good old " A big boy did it and ran away " defence

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