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Yeah, that's what's called "quote mining". Taken in its proper context, it was about what would likely happen IF THEY WON. In case you missed it, they never won. Hope that news doesn't upset you too much. Thank f**k they never, as Goerge Square would have been overrun with the knuckledraggers, with probably the same results as previously. Thanks for playing, though. [emoji2957]

There's a use for the smisa pot - pay the council to change the name of Greenhill Road to New Love Street.

Woo-hoo, Sevco fans acting like normal human beings, they must be so pwoud.

What about Poundland Park?

Kilmarnock?

It is, as is your opinion that it isn't. [emoji16]

That's irrelevant.

What about the final of, say, BGT, or The Great British Bake Off, or ...?

Ok, I'm not, no interest in watching it, only interested in the result.

You trying to screw folks houses again?

Aye it did, I remember it well, it was a Tuesday night just after 10. You were probably in bed by then and slept through it. It was over by midnight.

Why would I do that?

Forgot about them. [emoji1787]

Don't forget that it will be the police and/or German fans to blame - obviously.

Yer aw stoopit cunts. [emoji16]

Neither are they necessarily mutually inclusive. Far too much.

In my defence, they are not mutually exclusive.

Or don't.

FFS, I give up.

It wasn't a civil war, it was a bunch of wankers (on both sides) shooting folk and blowing shit up. Who/what would be unionist targets in the UK? Chapels? Catholic schools? What? How would unionists commiting terrorism in UK encourage UK to "take back" NI in this scenario.

Can you not read?

So unionists would bomb the UK until we take NI back? Don't be silly.

I heard that we are signing shull (so he can dive to get us more penalties), Cookie Monster's biscuit supply (as a keeper, we wedge them into our net before each half and there's no space for the ball), Faraway Saint (just to get him to the stadium), antrin (as the coach driver), Baz (as a tactician, cos he's "always right") and Elvis (as a motivational speaker). We've refused to sign shull's aliases as they would fill our squad quota (and more) and we'd only have one player. Don't know how true any of it is, just passing on what I heard.

Aye, but if we give them it as a present, it would be impolite for them to refuse it and the Irish are very polite people. I am well aware that bombs went off in ROI. My point was that none of the twats would have reason to bomb UK. Anyway, it was a tongue-in-cheek "solution".

That was my point, the bombs would be in ROI not UK and would be down to murdering, separatist loyalist twats.