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Why would I do that?

Forgot about them. [emoji1787]

Don't forget that it will be the police and/or German fans to blame - obviously.

Yer aw stoopit cunts. [emoji16]

Neither are they necessarily mutually inclusive. Far too much.

In my defence, they are not mutually exclusive.

Or don't.

FFS, I give up.

It wasn't a civil war, it was a bunch of wankers (on both sides) shooting folk and blowing shit up. Who/what would be unionist targets in the UK? Chapels? Catholic schools? What? How would unionists commiting terrorism in UK encourage UK to "take back" NI in this scenario.

Can you not read?

So unionists would bomb the UK until we take NI back? Don't be silly.

I heard that we are signing shull (so he can dive to get us more penalties), Cookie Monster's biscuit supply (as a keeper, we wedge them into our net before each half and there's no space for the ball), Faraway Saint (just to get him to the stadium), antrin (as the coach driver), Baz (as a tactician, cos he's "always right") and Elvis (as a motivational speaker). We've refused to sign shull's aliases as they would fill our squad quota (and more) and we'd only have one player. Don't know how true any of it is, just passing on what I heard.

Aye, but if we give them it as a present, it would be impolite for them to refuse it and the Irish are very polite people. I am well aware that bombs went off in ROI. My point was that none of the twats would have reason to bomb UK. Anyway, it was a tongue-in-cheek "solution".

That was my point, the bombs would be in ROI not UK and would be down to murdering, separatist loyalist twats.

The "bigger picture" is that: 1. They get more money and so get even further away from other teams than they already are. 2. We need to listen to them go on about it for the rest of our lives. 3. It will, almost certainly, see them "celebrate" by smashing stuff up again. Not sure how big an issue the first one is as they don't seem to care about spending money they don't have, never mind spending money they do have. Nevertheless, any team winning a UEFA trophy before their 10th birthday would be some achievement.

Simple solution to that, give NI to ROI and the troubles will be ROI's problem, not the UK's.

But what a wonderful month it could be.

You're welcome.

I think it's only one extra day, the other is another existing holiday that's been moved for this year.

Yeah, "Clydebank" still exist, they just play in Airdrie and call themselves Airdrieonians. The original Airdrieonians and Gretna are gone - just like the original Rangers, it has to be said.

You still tired and grumpy? [emoji1787]

This is why you should always finish our cargo at night. It means you sleep later instead of getting up early, getting pissed on leftovers and start talking shite on here.

What about humanely?

You should have let him keep digging instead of correcting him.

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