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A guy at work yesterday (a currant bun obvs) advised me that it had been irrefutably proven (i.e. written in The Scotsman...spit), that the handball against Baird was indeed a penalty as he continued to handle the ball when he landed in the box. Can anyone confirm if this is actually true i.e. not that it was written in the Scotsman (spit), but that the rule is actually thus.

Not sure what our form to date has to do with anything going forward. Your prediction may well be proven right, but given that from now on we'll be fielding virtually a brand new team, I'd say our form will have bugger all to do with it. That said, this is Oran's team now, so no excuses.

Hmmmm. 3 at the back. Well, 5 at the back. Not sure about that.

I always love the wee raging *** behind the goal. Absolutely beside himself.

In all seriousness, surely winding up Morelos has to be a genuine tactic here. If I was Oran I’d be telling big Bairdy to get as many fly digs in that he can get away with. Nothing major that’s going to get him sent off. Just wee niggly stuff to ignite Morelos’s short fuse.

Note to Oran. Please sign a centre half who doesn’t make mistakes. Ever. Shouldn’t be too difficult,

So desperate it’s unbelievable! What a loser.

Gee Whizz! You have a real talent for getting offended on behalf of other people. What a sensitive wee soul you are!

He used to play up front with that Croatian striker Kris Piaromatic.

So what do we know about the Duck then?

He’s certainly looked good for Aberdeen anytime I’ve seen him. And for Scotland U21s. Assuming I’ve got the right Scott Wright.

Have Dundee signed Scott Wright? If so, that’s a crackin signing for them.

Ay up! Get the hairdryer ready for your knickers W6Saint

Nope. Completely lost me with that one.

There usually some rice on ma kitchen flair on a Saturday morning after I've come in pished on a Friday night.

I bizarrely read that as "someone who knows how to pull the ball out of the back of the net"! Thought...we've got plenty of those!

May I suggest you mind yer ain business!!

A decent response. So ban the 3 warmers in question and this board wouldn’t even need moderating.

What changes were announced today?

Without wishing to prolong this further, I clearly never suggested my post was in keeping with the thread title. I suggested that if you didn’t want to be a hypocrite, you were going to be a busy man shutting down all off topic posts, 90% of which would be authored by the 3 idiots I mentioned.

So it’s official then. Freedom of speech is not tolerated on B&WArmy. My posts (which I assume you are referring to) were in no way defamatory. I expressed an opinion which I am certain breaks no laws and it’s laughsble that you apparently shut them down for being off topic. You’re going to be a very busy man. The only thing that gets my goat is that trolls like LPM, Shull and Wendy get to bore the forum senseless and ruin it for everyone else with their incessant, repetitive pish, but as soon as someone manages to troll the troll it gets shut down. Either moderate the board properly Div or don’t do it at all.

That is incorrect. The most rudimentary 30 second search shows Wendy Saints saying it at least 4 times in the January Arrivals thread and at least once in the Cammy Smith and January Exits thread. Anyone sad enough to spend any more than 30 seconds searching I’m sure would find many more.

In fairness Oaky, apart from the wee guys that live under bridges in Scandinavia, I think that is pretty much the definition of “troll” in an online capacity.

The people that say that fall into one of 3 categories. 1) thick khunts who read it in the Daily Record or heard Stubbs’ pals say it on BT Sport. 2) Trolls 3) Both of the above. The majority fall into category 3.