HSS

Surprised none of our Greencock mates have been on singing the praises of Electric Soup

We swopped it for Braehead

You must have bought it from Fatarse Bill

Silver Rovers are very poor starters on the cold mornings

What about Bonnie Langford Surely some sort of wind up with her Christian name

Sell it

I met him while dropping off at the Boolin Club.He's got a big day tomorrow with the annual presentation,the highlight of a Presidents term of office He's offered to make my(our)Wedding Cake but I think it'll end in tiers (Grabs slice of cake and fecks off to the bar)

I was wanting to see that but I don't like heights

Anybuddie know a joke about a coconut dug

And who did the Manky,Chairmenless Diddy Team get in the FIRST Round of the Scottish Cup

Time for Beer Cheers for the bottle Fergus

Why should you,it's not as if you are employed by them

Naw,was talking to someone who was at her celebration party tonight. She's selling the car for £5000

My names not WYD...................... Clare won it

Can't be much fun for Mrs BVB and the 2 little BVBs having to look at that all round the house

Do you understand this one??

Are you not away yet

Aye,good for you Joe.Award yourself a chocolate watch.

Where you moving to???

TV numbs the mind and I would stop it all together,except for the childrens programmes Get your old piano dusted down Ching. I SAID............................

Stop looking at porn

The M*rt*n team had a night out in Cafe Borgia after that game. Let's just say it didn't last long

I hear NSS does a fine version of "My Ding a Ling"