Dirty Sanchez

Shouldn't hold back here. Goal difference fecked us in this competition last season.

Morgan

3-1

2-1 Saints.

1-1

Partick Thistle in 2004 and 2005.

I paid £5.40 for a pie at Wembley last season. I was starving and, unbelievably, it looked like the best value item on the menu.

Finally the penny has dropped.

I'm with you all on this. However, Ed Sheeran's set was edge of the seat stuff compared to most of Radiohead's.

I don't like to tie myself to a particular seat or stand (which stems from seeking to sit 100 yards away from the nearest old firm fan), so have chosen not to have a season ticket for a good few years. It costs me more than buying a season ticket every season, but that's my choice. Stuff like this gets on my tits, though. Like that cup game at Firhill a few years back when someone decided that season ticket holders of both teams got in for washers, but others had to pay full price. I watched it on TV. The only Saints game at Firhill I've missed since I started watching football.

I hear we've got an Australian coming in on trial. Youngish apparently, so might be for U20s. Not sure how his cycling is.

And for more than we've shifted anyone for a while.

I've got a half decent source on this one, and it's hard to imagine Hibs dealing at the figures mentioned.

Burton Albion.

Just seen the ITV highlights. First time I've noticed Gareth Southgate waving around an imaginary yellow card hoping to get Brown sent off. I'm glad no one has ever cried about the likes of the Argies doing that type of thing in the past............

I always say Scotland v England is a great way of simulating the feeling of being a Morton supporter in derby games.

Bring on the dancing girls!

The final was the baffling one for me. We had contributed next to nothing in attack in the second half, and Jack's eventual response to us going behind was to bring on an 18 year old, for his debut, to play down the left flank. In the closing stages of a cup final. When we had a seasoned pro sitting on the bench who had torn Hibs up for arse paper down that same flank a few weeks earlier. Jack actually did an interview where he almost grudgingly admitted that he should have brought Stelios on. Not a tough call, for me.

If it had been made abundantly clear to me that, no matter how well I played, I was going to be back out of the side the following week, I would need to be devoid of other options before you'd find me signing up for more of the same. Maybe different if you are young guy, or it's Marcelo and Dani Alves who are keeping you out of the side. Stelios is in peak years and it's two 30+ journey men who are keeping him out.

Remember DJ going through a whole episode of Football First referring to Clydebank as Morton. His guest, Sir Tom Hendrie, had to keep correcting him.

I remember the days when 12 on your shirt just meant that you were on the bench.

I'm out.

I wasn't bothered who won tonight, but seeing Peter Houston's sickening smug face tripping him during that interview was worth it.

So, I'll have one last go. In my throwaway comment I was talking about nothing else other than those who revel in the fact that Celtic play attacking football. In the context of the whole history of their club, I would say that's no surprise because in the majority of the games they've played in those 100+ years, they've been up against teams who are nowhere near as good as them. I'm not talking about records, or who wins leagues, or what leagues are lop sided or any other teams. I'm talking about the style of play Celtic are associated with, and the context within which they use that style of play.

Don't know what Leicester and Aberdeen have got to do with me. I'm not even talking about records. I'v just taken the opportunity to mock those who wax lyrical about the traditional swashbuckling Celtic style of play. Which is easy to adopt when you've been mismatched with inferior opposition in most of the matches you've ever played.