BuddieinEK

he's actually quite adept at fingering being a taxi driver... I think you may even come to enjoy it!!!!

Or once with both hands!

Nothing tedious about that. Sheer poetry sir.

Did you get the sack?

Think that's bad... my auld man asked what I wanted for Christmas... I told him "something to wear... and something to play with". "Santa" brought me a pair o troosers wi the pockets cut oot!

whilst giving him the ?

how rude! I'm offended by you fingering me!!! Two fingers anaw!!!!!!! Just wrong!!!

they used to put asbestos in brakes.... which is now banned! I'd rather suffer excess brake ware and some squeals than asbestos-related illnesses.

caught!!!! You're right!!!! Waste of effort swerving to avoid diners... means you risk missing the next change of lights!!!

rubbish.... I'm happy driving as a proddy and singing songs to upset Stuart Dickson!!!

coffee is a tenner a cup up there tho!!!

apparently that's auld fashioned and they teach you NOT to do that when learning to drive nowadays Faither! Aye... Ah ken! Whit's the world coming to? Personally, when it turns red, I never speed towards those lights... I do a handbrake turn to slide into the pub car-park and weave through the diners in the car park before doing a heel-toe brake-clutch manoeuvre out of the car park, accelerating towards Baurheed... thus avoiding the lights completely!!! Sorted!

Interesting how you choose to completely misinterpret my post Stuart... have you tried reading before responding and misrepresenting?

Summary... Football has become overtly tribal.

I'll not only back you up on yhat but agree with that particular point. Fortunately, the lesson seems to have been learned as I haven't heard it for quite some time... mind you... I haven't heard much in the way of singing. Sorry if agreeing with you ruins your career as a panto villian a la Scotty McClue... but right isn't always popular!

wow... far too intelligent and well articulated for a forum Sir... ... can you defend Gowser please?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9i2Yu53gxs damn... I'd forgotten how totally cool, mellow and simply amazing this album is... e-bay here I come... cassettes needing replaced by cd's!!!!!!!!!

thank f"&* I'm a fat fu*k"r with a low risk of a stitch... give me a cardiac arrest any day... that stitch business sounds nasty!!!

Is the irony the fact that I was desperate to go but couldn't? Thank you for representing me! I hope you sang!

If Gowser had a hint of a sniff of a chance of carrying an injury then of course it was the only sane thing to do. I would NEVER recommend a player take a cortisone injection to alliw him to play... the long term damage is simply not worth it. I was merely pointing out that it happens!

He should have come off a lot earlier as it was plain before half time that he was trying to play through an injury... an injury which may have been exacerbated by his determination to play for the cause. And to think that some idiots don't believe this happens in real life!!!

defrauding the club you profess to support and denying them funds to invest in youth! Shame on you sir!!!

you went??????????

in the words of the great prophet John McEnroe... YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! Are you seriously suggesting that players with slight injuries haven't been offered and given cortisone injections to enable them to get through an important 90 minutes for the sake of the team? If so... can I suggest you do some homework on the subject... your naivety amuses me! Ask Alan McGraw of Morton fame how his disability started!!!

but if someone is carrying a slight injury you very much risk making it worse and losing their services for a number of games rather than just one.... ... DOUBLE DOH WITH KNOBS ON!!!!!!!!!!