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Jeezo, a floating bin..................................

Did someone just mention pubs open....

I can just see it, take your pick [emoji409][emoji408][emoji410] [emoji6]

Read my posts again, shull, I'm not trying any such thing. I'm trying to explain to you why people will come to that conclusion.

faraway's right, though, you can lead a horse to water and all that.

So who would you want to be given the Family Stand, if that came to pass? 
 
 

No, merely disagreeing about what these priorities should be.

….and yet King Boris  has a deputy who could cover his duties as PM, Dominic "Britannia Unchained" Raaaaaaaaaaab, - who said I was lazy and unproductive .
We know nothing about wee Senga - in the current crisis she may well be doing the more important job!

Wee Senga might be doing a more important job than the man who would be King of  the world.

Well you can't have "We're all in it together" and then  give BJ better/quicker treatment - he'll have to take his chances with the rest of us.
Having said that he tested positive over a week ago so maybe it is standard treatment. 
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Oh, for someone who knew what they were talking about!  😉

Phew, thought for a moment that some new guidance had been issued about COVID. 

You were Wendy? 🤔🤔🤔
😅😅😅

Should add spelling in. 😂

But, did you make that up? 😅

Something to do during your ennui!
 
There are three quizzes in all, which you can download for free on www.dementiacarers.co.uk
 
Scroll to the bottom of the homepage and you can print them off or download them...
 
Happy headache!

It really IS  a conundrum. 
1.  announce that the current league positions are the final league positions.
sevco fans would hate that to happen - as it appears some of them don't like Celtic to be so successful.
2. announce that the league is void and that all the prize money should be divided equally among all clubs (especially as financing the continuation of clubs if a genuinely serious problem to contemplate...
sevco fans would hate that as their clumpany is the most likely to go bust in straitened circumstances - sevco NEEDS the third fourth or even second place, if it's lucky,  in the league with its concomitant prize money.
3.  go with Largs Saint's suggestion and finish the old league before starting the next.  That would be hoping and praying that ALL clubs (and a clumpany) can survive till the next set of matches. As in the above point show is prize money to be divvied up?  should it not be paid till a result is known.
sevco fans would really hate that as it would mean Celtic would win two titles in 1 season!  A new world record that sevco will never have.
 
I must admit, I'm torn...  
 

Hedge funds that bet on the market falling (including Jacob Rees-Mogg's) are making gazillios apparently - I kinda get we're all involved via our pensions but doncha just wish we'd let the whole banking system crash back in 2008?

Yeah I was thinking about Newton's goal in that match - coolest moment ever by a ginger?

Indeed.
There may well be some truth in some of the statements pathologist makes, which are contrary to the current beliefs, however the principles embraced by that particular website are particularly vile. 

The only thing exponential was the amount he was out day on day. 
 

Ignore the band name if it offends you (they're Americans) but this is a tune and a half!

As one such poster on here, as you describe...  I am terrified by what you have revealed!!! 
 
Thank you!
 
I can take some succour on the article's suggestions to mitigate the impact 5G will have on me.
Cos...
Luckily I am sometimes a fruitcake kinda Hippy. 
 
Spirulina, Wheat Grass, Vitamin C, and similar supplements are consumable forms of sunlight, which will always improve our health and raise our vibrations. Yoga, meditation, chanting, mantras and other forms of prayer can also be beneficial in protecting our life-energies.
While fear can weaken our electromagnetic fields, love, intimacy and social vulnerability can strengthen them. The most important thing we can do is focus on improving our health, states of mind and exposure to nature. We always have control of our future, even if the general public is headed in another direction.
Here are a few ideas to give you a fighting chance:
Do not live near a cell tower or mini station. Purchase an EMF shield, and continue to measure the levels of radiation within 100 feet of your home. Eat healthily and take immune-boosting supplements. Spend lots of time in the forest. Refrain from using your cell phone for long periods, including never keeping your cell phone in your bedroom. When traveling with your cell phone, store it in an EMF protective bag. Consider purchasing some Orgonite, which reportedly scatters electromagnetic fields and turns them into beneficial ones. Dr. Wilhelm Reich developed this unique composite. Continually educate yourself about the wireless industry and the global government support of this insane endeavor. Remain strong, stay out of fear and continue to improve your vibration through positive thinking, forgiveness, and increased attention toward your mental, emotional and physical health. FFS! 
 

Too far!!! 
 

I'm assuming they are calling them Nightingale after Florence on the basis of them being like the field hospitals from the Crimea war where Florence had what can only be described as a mare. Hope they aren't expecting the level of success she had there.

Got the usual junk mail from my postman today, and my sympathy for him for having to deliver this shit to everybody door.
dfs, the joy of spring sale booklet offering the best spring offers       
Best was a leaflet from a Neil Bibby Labour MSP (aye, never heard of him either) with the usual crap in it. 
RAH bed slashed.
More RAH car parking needed.
School spending down.
Council cuts.
Cleaning up Renfrewshire.
Scotland loses out on thousands of green jobs.
Standing up for pubs.
Standing up for Scotland Passengers.
Standing up for Families.
Also Standing up for Workers, Local Business, Communities, Students, Veterans and Pensioners. 
Reckon he needs to buy a sofa from dfs to avoid all this standing up he is doing   
 
 

Indeed, similar to the article posted a few days ago about woman at a train station, arrogance, feck em all.