North Sea Saint

Distress

That'll do.

I wandered down the Greenhill Road,

In search of Christmas fun,

I couldnae' buy an XL kit,

Or find a happy H*n.

D'yi shut yer eyes when you get t-bagged...;-p

As the forums token gay you don't keep quiet about it, do ya poofy? ;)

You're not gay...you're just a fishermens rent boy.

Make that a treble

See

Whats the baw stretching etiquette on the rig, when you vacate your bed for the next guy does the quilt have to be stain free?

Ye can still f'cken wait!

F*CKIN BOO !!!

shull - almost a year on and i'm still waiting on my roast feckin totties!

happy birthday wullie

Doubt he needs help, he can get blootered all by himself. ;)

just for a change eh?

What will you be doing after the 3 weeks NSS? ;)

He will be back on the wagon, something that others can only aspire to.

Roll em roll em roll em.....Rawhide.......;)

If you're out of the wind it lovely NSS. I'm getting sun burnt.

Well you know what they say...a Sheep in hand...

Who says that?????? Who exactly, are "they"????

Some well meaning Northern Farmers and Oil Riggers

u'll be alright for ur nat king then lol

is that you offering gary?

Looking good Rigsby

naeborra Miss Jones!!!

Ha ha, cheeky big strumpet!!!!

Aboot time ye auld baisturt. I'm starving !!!

Sid's left something for you on the WID YE thread...

hello willie!

Blue? is that because of the cauld?

aw the bawbags are blue and the celtic are shite!!!!

canne get the pm system to work on fone the noo. You've got a lettter here from lawyer. Send me a pm n i'll c if i can open it. Laptop power lead feckin gubbed

Auld bozzer !!!

keep yer feeling tae yersell, to many nights stuuck oot on that rig

Wid it surprise ye?

not in the slighest!

Steady Rigsby

Never mind you'll get to snog the stewards at the Bells...;-p

LOL, due to reading that quickly it came across as "snog the stewards in the balls".

Nah, that's any old trip...:-p

aye but you huvnae got a key na na na na na

When do you go back?

"I've done my time"

naw yer no yer in the pub and hopefully i'll be joining ye soon

Pair of auld spangles

there were a fair few saints spangles in the pub that night tho i do believe nss was the oldest and I the youngest!

and im feckin backshift noo - we'll need to get drunk on a sunday!

and he's hame for 5weeks this bloody time!

..and yet not pile....

Aye. Nakamura is a c**t.

I prefer a 5 wood, oh wait, that's not right?

Do us Steak & Chips then ?

NAW!!!