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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Percy Veer in Coconut Dug Joke   
    A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
    The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
    The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency
    and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
    'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
    The plane took off, and once it had levelled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'
    He told Sniffer to 'search'.
    Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
    The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
    'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
    Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
    The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat,
    and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
    The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'
    'I like it !' said his seat mate..
    The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
    Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
    The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on?'
    The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Maximillion in Coconut Dug Joke   
    A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
    The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
    The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency
    and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
    'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
    The plane took off, and once it had levelled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'
    He told Sniffer to 'search'.
    Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
    The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
    'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
    Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
    The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat,
    and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
    The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'
    'I like it !' said his seat mate..
    The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
    Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
    The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on?'
    The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Tony A in This Forum, It's Rules and Your Behaviour   
    Following on from this, i'd just to like to say that I was out of order in the comments I made about Div and the mods last night and fully apologise. But the bottom line is, if there are so many idiots hell bent on winding people up then there is little point in there being a forum.
    The mods cant manage the content because of roving devices and multple alaises so it is now open season for the idiots. I'd say the forum has run it's course and is of little use to anyone because of bile, wind ups and other garbage. if it were mine i'd shut it down now, but that's not my call. What I would like to do now is disable my account, if the mods could advise how that is done or do it for me then 'd appreciate that
    Dickson & gav neednt worry, I wouldnt give you the satisfaction of some corrective therapy. you got under my skin with your pish but i should have risen above it. all that is left is for me to say bye to my friends and family on here, i'll reserve my football discussions for match day and confine them to people i like
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Tony A in This Forum, It's Rules and Your Behaviour   
    A quick look at the thread on catholic schools from a couple of months ago will alter your thinking.
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Obi-Wan Ben Kenobi in I'm Listening To....   
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from slapsalmon in Poor R*ngers Theads Merged.....   
    Keep religion out of football, that's the best one you'll see.
    We should offer a free ST for the remainder of the season to anyone who lets us cut up a season they already hold for any other Scottish team
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from buddiecat in This Forum, It's Rules and Your Behaviour   
    Following on from this, i'd just to like to say that I was out of order in the comments I made about Div and the mods last night and fully apologise. But the bottom line is, if there are so many idiots hell bent on winding people up then there is little point in there being a forum.
    The mods cant manage the content because of roving devices and multple alaises so it is now open season for the idiots. I'd say the forum has run it's course and is of little use to anyone because of bile, wind ups and other garbage. if it were mine i'd shut it down now, but that's not my call. What I would like to do now is disable my account, if the mods could advise how that is done or do it for me then 'd appreciate that
    Dickson & gav neednt worry, I wouldnt give you the satisfaction of some corrective therapy. you got under my skin with your pish but i should have risen above it. all that is left is for me to say bye to my friends and family on here, i'll reserve my football discussions for match day and confine them to people i like
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from ADMITCHELL in Poor R*ngers Theads Merged.....   
    Keep religion out of football, that's the best one you'll see.
    We should offer a free ST for the remainder of the season to anyone who lets us cut up a season they already hold for any other Scottish team
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Dibbles old paperboy in Poor R*ngers Theads Merged.....   
    Keep religion out of football, that's the best one you'll see.
    We should offer a free ST for the remainder of the season to anyone who lets us cut up a season they already hold for any other Scottish team
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    spirit of 77 reacted to boomboomyards in Poor R*ngers Theads Merged.....   
    Today R*ng*rs took steps towards reducing thier wage bill by
    making two referees and four linesman redundant.
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from St. Sid in Poor R*ngers Theads Merged.....   
    Keep religion out of football, that's the best one you'll see.
    We should offer a free ST for the remainder of the season to anyone who lets us cut up a season they already hold for any other Scottish team
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Tracy Barlow Loyal in Poor R*ngers Theads Merged.....   
    Keep religion out of football, that's the best one you'll see.
    We should offer a free ST for the remainder of the season to anyone who lets us cut up a season they already hold for any other Scottish team
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from davidg in Poor R*ngers Theads Merged.....   
    Keep religion out of football, that's the best one you'll see.
    We should offer a free ST for the remainder of the season to anyone who lets us cut up a season they already hold for any other Scottish team
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Saint_Sad in Another Corporate Member Added   
    i have a different fear, if we ever slip into relegation as a CIC-owned club then i fear we will never re-surface. Downhill all the way to oblivion.
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Saint_Sad in Another Corporate Member Added   
    What gave you that idea? i am simply of the opinion that an unknown number of pledges will not materialise as memberships. Will this consortium follow through if the venture is unfeasible or if planning is not obtained? it would be a very charitable act if they did.
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from scottd in Important Update From 10000Hours   
    your clearly hurting worse than i thought. You need to work on your self esteem.
    I suppose the difference between us is that I dont post anything on here that i need to back away from, whereas you near enough shit yerself when attention was drawn to your assertions on potential bidders for the club and performed a truly amazing backflip in the process. the brown stuff you speak of was flying around like a shitty blizzard.
    Now your pursuing a vendetta against me? I'll repeat, it was you who made an arse of yerself, all i did was point out that everyone witnessed your shitbaggery.
    It's not my fault that your CIC is gone, time to work out your issues I think
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Tracy Barlow Loyal in Important Update From 10000Hours   
    I dont know what is choking me more, your smokescreen or the constant stream of bullshit you've been posting.
    And there's no need to be so bitter, it was you who made yourself look like a tit, I only highlighted your ignorance.
    To paraphrase a better poster than you, hope this skelps.
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from billyg in Important Update From 10000Hours   
    I dont know what is choking me more, your smokescreen or the constant stream of bullshit you've been posting.
    And there's no need to be so bitter, it was you who made yourself look like a tit, I only highlighted your ignorance.
    To paraphrase a better poster than you, hope this skelps.
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Big Fras in Yul's Back   
    But the stadium has no cash value, so any other bid, theoretical or otherwise, cannot be considering it as equity
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from scottd in Is the CIC dead?   
    If the cic dont secure the funding it wont be on a technicality, it wil be because of the inflated asking price and the funding bodies taking a dim view of the cic agreeing to any old price becuase it isnt their own money at risk. It's like asking for a 200k mortgage on a house valued at 90k, the sums just dont add up.
    Anyway, was it not made known that the McGeoch bid involves turning the club over to some form of community ownership in a couple of years? If so, no need to panic.
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from ktf in Is the CIC dead?   
    There's no doubt that the CiC could work. But the funders are having the same issue as a number of people. The asking price for a mere 52% shareholding is far too high.
    I have heard it suggested, but admittedly not supported with fact,that the consortium could recoup their entire investment (remember much of it was inherited) for an asking price of around £1.2 million and that would still provide a reward for the effort they put in. I dont begrudge them that as long as their demands are realistic and they dont stifle the future prospects
    I'm afraid the options are the lowering of the asking price, which could attract counter bids, or the status quo.
    It seems the club could well prosper under the current arrangements if we continue with the current good financial management (if indeed the board are sticking to that) and the further development of youth prospects.
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from davidg in Is the CIC dead?   
    There's no doubt that the CiC could work. But the funders are having the same issue as a number of people. The asking price for a mere 52% shareholding is far too high.
    I have heard it suggested, but admittedly not supported with fact,that the consortium could recoup their entire investment (remember much of it was inherited) for an asking price of around £1.2 million and that would still provide a reward for the effort they put in. I dont begrudge them that as long as their demands are realistic and they dont stifle the future prospects
    I'm afraid the options are the lowering of the asking price, which could attract counter bids, or the status quo.
    It seems the club could well prosper under the current arrangements if we continue with the current good financial management (if indeed the board are sticking to that) and the further development of youth prospects.
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from Tracy Barlow Loyal in Solar Panels   
    You mean it's not free??? Feck me! what a revelation
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from civilsaint in Solar Panels   
    You mean it's not free??? Feck me! what a revelation
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    spirit of 77 got a reaction from scottd in Solar Panels   
    but so much was made of it at the time? heaven forbid it was just a publicity stunt to drum up support for the CIC.
    Bit of a PR howler to announce it as such a groundbreaking initiative when it wasnt even properly researched
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