Kendo

They need to contact Callum Gilhooley.

Exactly.

Can't you loan them a keeper from the B&W army 8s?

Fingers crossed but we've been here before. We lose against Raith on Wednesday then it's back to the drawing board. Win and by God it's game on.

I'm pretty sure that they'll have a couple of keepers on trial and will offer one of them a contract prior to the game.

Sin Bin and never seen again.

Knowing our luck it will be some keeper that's played in the Champions League this season.

I think that it's only fair Ryan Stevenson is in goals against us as it would give us the same advantage Ayr got playing them.

You could well be correct but let's calm down and concentrate on getting off the bottom. We've been here before and received a few boots in the stones. I'm really excited and extremely nervous at the same time.

I understand where you're coming from and sort of agree to some extent. However the other side of the coin is, we would have a huge tie with huge TV money and we'd be the talk of the town. Not to mention that the confidence levels of the players would go through roof. I think overall the upsides would outweigh the downsides.

Word of caution we really really need to beat Raith on Wednesday.

Hibs 2 Ayr 1

Killie 1 Motherwell 0

Do us all a favour and stick a tenner on Celtic tomorrow.

Dunfermline 2 Dumbarton 0.

How come they cannie do this in the league? Ayr have got 4 points at Easter Road this season. It isnae fair, it's a conspiracy.

First game and coupon oot the windae.

You'll end up back in the bin.

Yes I see you missed out Webster and Langfield you silly old fool you.

All agreed let's blame on the good times after all it all went tits up after the 2013 cup win.

Coming from Oz the sunshine would be your fault dafty. Let's blame it on the moonlight.

Oops there's me thinking he's coming from Ardrossan. Yes you're correct for some daft reason I was thinking about Arran.

Are you sure the line is open on Sunday there has been a lot of engineering work between Johstone and Kilwinning. I'd check this out if I were you.

You've probably not paid your monthly 87p. Go to store and then orders and you can pay. It happened to me once. That should sort it.

He's went to ground.