TediousTom

To be honest...naw, Im bored and in one of those moods.

A tad unfair. The fans council raised money for our great clubs youth development via the golf day so no need for that question. Also it would be desperately unfair if every time the fans council decide on any form of action that someone uses social media to question each and every decision made by them. This social media thing really does have a downside!

Via, Via, Vialli, Vialli, Vialli, Via, Via, Vialli Looks like Alex Bone That one always made me laugh

That actually upsets me. If people better than you were not willing to step forward into such a dangerous career then we would still have national service. Despite your apparent ignorance I am truly offended by your viewpoint, in fact I find it disgusting and I am only thankful that I do not know you and as such will never have to endure your presence. Whether you wish to admit it or not, the fact remains that you owe as much to our serving armed forces as we did when my generation was at its strongest and fittest. I don't like this thread and I will not be back as I wish to spend my remembrance remembering and not bickering with the ignorant.

You have a perfectly valid point my forum friend but without spending too much of my valuable time left of this earth reading the entire thread I would like to add to the point under discussion with a varying viewpoint. We live in a country where thanks to people of my generation and beyond we enjoy the extremely valuable freedom whereby our finest young men and women are no longer forced to enter the national service of our country. Today I remembered people whom I knew well and I am proud to have known. I remember only some of the names now, I remember all of the faces. Today we still have some our finest young people serving abroad in varying theatres of war. Every one of those volunteered to serve our country, every last one. War affects not only the brave young people stepping forward to serve but the parents, the wives/husbands/partners, children and friends who keep an all too often fruitless vigil hoping for the safe return of the loved one. What is in fact only a small gesture by one of our football clubs shows the finest amongst us that many of us appreciate them, we are proud of them and even though we may not know them as individuals many of us still hope for there safe return. Events like yesterday are a small but effective "pat on the back" and no one whom I wish to know would in any way argue with such a fine act. Well done Partick Thistle. I hope the fine young men and women enjoyed the day, appreciated the good will afforded them and marvelled at a fine performance from the Paisley men. Lest we forget forum user's, lest we forget.

That made me laugh Shull. More importantly where do we swipe our season tickets?

Are you sure that is the correct answer to the question? The original poster may be enquiring as to whether anyone knows of a club shop. A shop that sells a variety of clubs. Wares to include wooden caveman style clubs ranging to the modern golf club. I doubt it though and you have most likely been of wonderful use to your fellow forum user in respect of his club shop enquiry. PS Maybe the shop would also sell a club foot as a Halloween special?

Very sad reading folks, very sad indeed. I remember the mills, the car factory and even the carpet field (in Elderslie) all employing many people that I knew and cared about. All the youngsters these days are unemployed, selling things or working for the government. No-one is making anything anymore and without manufacturing I simply don't understand how our economy works. The only exception to that is NSS who feeds the oil workers. I can contribute with the following people whom I know that are employed in Paisley in the following establishments Reid Kerr 1 Showcase cinema 1 The Bull Inn 4 The Wee Howff 2 The Craig Dhu 1 Paddy Malarkeys 4 Paisley International airport 1 Asda in Linderlsie (Paisley area) 1 Local shop 3 Paisley council 1 Taste Buds 2 Tasty Bites 1 Marks & Spencer 1 The Kibble 1 University of the West Of Scotland - 2 Paisley Golf Club 7 William Phelps Butcher 1 Paisley Sheriff Court 2 Paisley RAH 2 Sadly I do not know anyone who manufactures anything in our town. You youngsters are doomed! Edited to add My doctor 1 My dentist 1 My windowcleaner 1 Abercorn Dairies 1 Greenlaw garage 2 The Co-Op funeral directors 2 Malcolms 1 MP Burke haulage 1 Gerry Devlin painter and decorator 1 Paisley fire station 1 McConechys Tyres 1

I was aware of the irony as I posted and as I post now but I really wanted to have my say. You will be pleased to know that I shall now retire from this non discussion safe in the knowledge that I have aired my views.

No the question is why we are actually having a conversation at all over a complete non incident. An absolute nothing incident that does not even reach the dizzy heights of "storm in a teacup". The fellow just scored for his team and raised his right arm for a fraction of a second. It is so unimportant. What is important is that our righteous team won the day. What is also important is that some of our fellow forum user's are just such sensitive wee souls that is clear that football is just too rough and ready for them. The ballet may be more suited to such tastes but the football is obviously just too much.

I have just watched the highlights again and I waited with baited breath for this terrible and shameful incident. After rewinding and watching it several times did I eventually satisfy myself that I had actually found the "incident". What a waste of time. The original poster is far too sensitive to attend the football and needs to cease forthwith. I was tempted to swear by saying f**k but such a statement would surely offend the op, offend him or her indeed.

If you wish to be so sensitive then may I suggest that bringing the young chap to the football may not be the best thing for you to do. As a young laddie I had the pleasure to hear all manner of swear words, racist terms and saw grown men urinating into cans of lager. In fact I even saw one cut his foreskin on the rim of one such can, still makes me laugh today. Whilst one could not possibly condone any of the aforementioned types of behaviour it is fair to say that the youngster will see various signs made with hands and will hear all manner of swear words. The youngster will be unaffected by it all and if anything it is part of growing up. However if it affects you in such a way then maybe you have to rethink as bringing the wee dude to the soccerball may not be best for you.

Whilst I agree completely and utterly is Dilo not on loan?

Now now Maximillion and the forty aliases, has someone pissed on your chips? Such behaviour is not condusive to having yourself written into the book of Buddieism as a hero character but rather you may find yourself referred to for generations to come as Maximillion the needlessly petty.

Because he is me. Really I would have expected more from the keeper of the forty aliases. When I first logged onto the forum I used that online identity but I quickly realised that I did not agree with everyone so my agreeable alter ego was ignored for the more tedious persona that you and the rest on our online community have grown to love and respect.

Your opinion does means nothing to us, the Buddieist enlightened. Take your petty Christian ways and ram them up your arse you infidel.

You know what I would definitely do with this? Absolutely do? 100% screaming out for? Discuss this in the speculation thread!

The lack of enthusiasm for this new religion is quite refreshing, quite refreshing indeed. I can now see how those early Christians felt in the city of Rome when they numbered but few and were both ignored and pilloried. As a brave disciple of my new religion, just like those early Christians I feel the need to force my new found faith upon the rest of you (whether or not you wish to listen). Perhaps an innocent coffee morning could be arranged whereby the hidden intent of converting you all to my religion is hidden amongst the jacobs crackers and empire biscuits? To implement the new one true religion I propose the following points to ensure our firm establishment and quickfire spread around the globe 1) The Church group who meet reguarly at our dearest footballing ground could perhaps be ousted and replaced with the guitar and tambourine playing congregation of Buddieists. 2) Instead of celebrating Christmas we celebrate the holy month of March as Mirrenadam to commemorate the very month of the first coming of the league cup. Fasting is banned of course as during Mirrenadam we must ingest pies, bovril, beer and steak in great quantities. 3) A holy Buddieist mission be sent to Ghana where the lesser St Mirren football club are found. There the uneducated deprived children of the outlying villages are offered food, medical supplies and are of course educated in the values of Buddieism. The mission may not return until the building of the great Greenhill hall where new converted Buddieists can bring new converts for a Carrs pie and a pile of tokens offering more free Carrs pies to anyone who converts. A garden hut on special from B & Q will suffice as a Greenhill hall. Africa will soon be in our grasp! 4) The sacred town of Paisley be converted to a walled town to ensure that entry be denied to any follower of any of the devil's religions - the Sevcoites and the Plasticpaddylams unless it be a match day against one of these two when they are allowed entry to the sacred town only if found in posession of a match ticket or sufficient funds to purchase entry to the blessed ground at Greenhill road. 5) The establishment of the doctrine of season ticketdom whereby only the faithful holders of a season ticket to the blessed Paisley team will be allowed entry to the great Greenhill hall in the sky where faithful Buddieists are falsely promised an eternity of happieness in return for a lifetime of season ticket purchases. In the event of Buddieists who reside in countries whereby season ticket purchase would be unreasonable or in the unlikely event of season tickets being sold out then salvation may be bought in the form of equivalent donations to the Paisley team and bolstered with significant purchases from the online club shop. 6) The widespread abandonment of Guy Fawkes night and its immediate replacement (conveniently on the same night) with Stu Dickson night where effigies of our figure of devilment are defiled and burned publically to ward off evil spirits. Effigies will of course be onsale from the club shop. 7) The widespread abandonment of easter and its immediate replacement (conveneniantly on the same day) with Paisley feaster day where nice things are eaten and drank in recognition of the greatness of our great club. Nice things to eat and drink will of course be on sale from the club shop. 8) The immediate establishment of the Paisley inquisition. Suspected Sevcoites and followers of Plasticpaddylam are rooted out and offered the chance to buy a season tisket for our blessed club and in turn covert to Buddieism lest they be deprived of there innards. We must be swift in our execution as no-one expected the Paisley inquisition! 9) The establishment of the Knights of Buddieism, a secret order of faithful Buddieists who can identify each other with some sort of funny handshake before discusing how to assist each other in matters of business and the like. A chapters of Buddieism will exist whereby Knights of Buddieism can progress through the varying degrees of the order by learning intricate facts such as the team that won the 1926 Scottish cup, the summer cup and so on. This order will meet in special Buddieist temples that will become known as lodges. The secret of the Knights of Buddieism wil be that they will forever know and protect the true bloodline of the greatest Buddieist of all, the Thommohawk. 10) The doctrine of Buddie travel will apply to all our Buddie soldiers. This being a decree that when all Buddiesist's venture to foreign lands they must do all possible within Buddieists principles to convert all foreigners around them to the Buddiesist cause. Before long Benidorm, Magaluf and all Centre Parks will be Buddiesist strongholds where the message of the one true Buddie will spread accross the globe to the extinction of all other nonsensical religions. You have your orders fellow Buddieists

Ah yes, a fine suggestion but my agreeable friend would be unlikely to write something new as he would most likely just agree with everything that the other disciples have said in the other books. He especially likes to agree with me but that said most normal folk do. Maybe in the future someone could find the post's of my agreeable forebear and create the Seventh day agreeists? The possibilities are endless.

Turning out to be a rather interesting discussion this one, quite interesting indeed. A follower of this Paisley based religion is either a Buddie or a Bud. I would venture that the term Buddie is indeed the correct term and as such the religion itself would be best served using the name Buddieism. That said if the correct term for a follower of all things Greenhill road is to be Bud then I agree with Bulto's assertion that the term used has to be Buddism. I would canvass support for the term being Buddie however as us Paisley folk were traditionally known as Paisley Buddies and not Bud's as some lazy tongued modern folk like to refer to us, the Paisley folk. Of course as with any religion different sects could and most likely would spring up and this may provide sanctuary for the less desirable terms of Bud and Buddism. Perhaps the religion should be established as Buddieism and within a short space of time a slight and unimportant disgreement could surface whereby religious wars are fought on this forum and on Gilmour street culminating in some tracksuit wearers establishing themselves as Bud's, followers of Buddism. This newer and bascially identical form of Buddieism would not be without it's splinter groups however and before long the following groups vie for control of the newest form of the new religion. These could be The people's front of Buddism The Buddist people's front who as well as hating each other also hate hard line Buddist's and fathful follower's of the mother religion, Buddiesm. Buddieism itself will of course have to carve a back story for itself with it's own version of martyr's, prophet's or disciples. Characters in the book could be Div the IT Buddieist who gave his own hair in support of the new religion Shull the Buddie who finally overcame the ungodly temptation of Arthur or Arthurlie to commit himself to the Buddieist cause NSS the deprived Buddiest who taught us all the value's of a match ticket when he selflessly gave up his cup final ticket to serve meals on an oil rig As with any religion we also need stories of evil that we can use to frighten children into joining our religion using fear and intimidation. The "devil" character if you like could be Stu Dickson the jilted Buddieist who gave up on the wonders of Greenhill road and was damned to wander the earth polluting Buddieist forum's with his evil and terrible opinion's. Paisley museum could become a place of pilgramage for many Buddiesist's in the years to come where many supposed relic's of the old world are said to reside. These could be Div the IT Buddieist's last lock of hair Shull the Buddie's worn out taxi tyre NSS the deprived's unused moustache trimmer The history of Westmarch and Love street could be written into one long chapter, an old testament if you like with tales of struggle, defeat and occasional victory fill the pages. The new chapter, or new testament could begin with a Kevin Kyle goal at Greenhill road that leads onto a league cup victory, the type that the blessed town of Paisley had never before seen before writing the story that is as yet our future. Perhaps some forum user's could each write a version of this tale and we could fuse them together into one collection of stories that will forever guide our Buddieists and subsequent Buddist's as they go out and chap the doors of non followers ever Saturday after 5pm. Maybe we could have 12 different contributers and in future they will be referred to with title such as The book of Div The book of Shull The book of NSS The book of Faraway The book of Davidg The book of Bulto The book of Oaksoft The book of Howard Hughes and his blessed blue suede shoes (incidentally the shoes will also be a relic in Paisley museum) The book of Tom, the tedious version (only for real hardliners) The book of Maximillion and the forty aliases The book of Buddiecat The book of Somner Could be the 12 disciples however in future other contested version's of the Buddieism story could arise such as The banned book of Sid Whereby rumour is entangled throughout the story, making it quite different from the not very similiar stories above thus encouraging Buddiesists to follow false players such as the fabled Anne of Diamond. Ah yes what wonder's await my faithful friends

Ah yes I had not noticed the typing error in my mis-spelling of the word gestapo. Thank you for pointing that out. I was tempted to edit the original post but I shall leave it in place as it does other forum user's good to see that everyone, however gifted can still make the occasional mistake. I trust I have brought some light to one of your gloomy days? I am running out of teams now but I can add the following A streetdance of Raith Rovers fans A bridie of Forfar fans Anne and Ann the Annan fans A reekin of Brechin fans

Would it not be Buddieism? I do apologise for stealing the thunder of one Bulto but I really must know...I MUST KNOW!!!!!! And in answer to the question put by the original poster...no....I do not.