EL NOMBRE Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 1/ To much Coffee 2/ Yer neighbour is a noisy cnut 3/ There's nowt on the TV to help you drop off 4/ Yer significant other snores A LOT 5/ You're a wean and it's Christmas Eve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Ninjas Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Should reason no 1 not be getting a new burd, or at least a skanky old one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Should reason no 1 not be getting a new burd, or at least a skanky old one... I wouldnae know anything about skanky old burds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon templar Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 1. Guilty conscience 2. Class A drugs 3. Class B drugs 4. Restless Leg Syndrome 5. Night terrors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 1. Guilty conscience 2. Class A drugs 3. Class B drugs 4. Restless Leg Syndrome 5. Night terrors No 6. Big Hairy arsed,hard as nails,with a glint in his eye,cellmate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon templar Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 No 6. Big Hairy arsed,hard as nails,with a glint in his eye,cellmate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkL Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 1. Raging at Saints for letting us down on Saturday 2. Too hot 3. Worring about something 4. Too uncomfortable 5. Scary Monster under the bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Ninjas Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 No 6. Big Hairy arsed,hard as nails,with a glint in his eye,cellmate. Might be a truly beautiful thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 1. The snobby cnut next door playin the piano at 3am 2. Worrying about the saints 3. rage due to saints' last performance 4. Itchy A*se 5. Just not tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 There's only one reason... A big ragin hard-on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 I wouldnae know anything about skanky old burds. I would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 There's only one reason... A big ragin hard-on Or in you're case, a wee ragin hard on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santaponsasaint Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 becka banging every door in the hoose at three in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Or in you're case, a wee ragin hard on You been stalkin me in the lavvies again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 You been stalkin me in the lavvies again? Aye.Greig chucked him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santaponsasaint Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Aye.Greig chucked him. whit again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 You been stalkin me in the lavvies again? Naw didny huv ma magnifying glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 There's only one reason... A big ragin hard-on Your cell mate has already been quoted. 1. Wifes snoring 2. Wifes elbows 3. kebab sauce up yer nose 4. Boss catches you 5. Freeview on the porn channels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Hence what's the difference between light and hard ? You can sleep with a light on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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