EL NOMBRE Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 I feel a vigilante squad coming on Al. Damn right.A bit like the Spanish Inquisition.....we'll just pop up in boozers everywhere.... No-one expects the Hardened smokers!....Our chief weapons are fags and surprise.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Damn right.A bit like the Spanish Inquisition.....we'll just pop up in boozers everywhere.... No-one expects the Hardened smokers!....Our chief weapons are fags and surprise.. Be a helluva suprise if ye forget ye'r lighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Be a helluva suprise if ye forget ye'r lighter God bless the pound shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 God bless the pound shop. F'ck the pound shoap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 In short....no. See when the really sunny weather comes and all the part-time pub goers start appearing,you know the ones....those grade A tits that comandeer the pubs at Christmas and end up wanting to pick a fight after a small sherry,or stand at the bar waving a 20 complaining about not being served quick enough,the smokers will get shunted into a wee corner so all the shade wearing posers can sit and look all glam. f**k the sun worshippers. Fúck the part-time pub-goers. What we want is full-timers, ones that go to the pub through thick and thin, home or away, not matter the weather, no matter the financial difficulty. Part-time pub-goers should be sine died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Fúck the part-time pub-goers. What we want is full-timers, ones that go to the pub through thick and thin, home or away, not matter the weather, no matter the financial difficulty. Part-time pub-goers should be sine died. Yes Greig....that's the spirit. Should be members only...."Are you a paid up member?...NAW....WELL FECK OFF THEN.GET OFF MA LAND...AND STOP STARIN AT MA PINT....GLORYHUNTER/SUNWORSHIPER PERSON THAT YE ARE." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Yes Greig....that's the spirit. Should be members only...."Are you a paid up member?...NAW....WELL FECK OFF THEN.GET OFF MA LAND...AND STOP STARIN AT MA PINT....GLORYHUNTER/SUNWORSHIPER PERSON THAT YE ARE." Starin' at my pint, are ya? You want some, then? You want some, you part-time facking nonce? You fink you can just turn up wen ya feel loike it? 'Ave summa that (rams beer glass into part-time scumbag's face). Learn summing did we? Yeah, too roight, mate. Keep aht the pab, unless you make it reglar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Starin' at my pint, are ya? You want some, then? You want some, you part-time facking nonce? You fink you can just turn up wen ya feel loike it? 'Ave summa that (rams beer glass into part-time scumbag's face). Learn summing did we? Yeah, too roight, mate. Keep aht the pab, unless you make it reglar! "Knees up mavver braan...knees up mavver braan..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyirdaddy Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 I've nothing against smoke free pubs except you can now smell the farts and B.O. There is actually a whole load of truth in that point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 There is actually a whole load of truth in that point The Argyll being narrow, I soon noticed that the gink beside me had farted - or else his arse had merely died a fortnight earlier... ...but I hadn't recognised it was cos the smoke wisnae there to mask the farting vileness. (It took a few Jock Pubs afore I noticed the pleasant change and understood why.) Saw El Nombre happily sitting in a smoke free zone -whilst others cowered out in the 'garden'. I was appalled by the entry intae Paisley as I came over The Braes. That whole road down from the car park looks like it's been a "Site of Special Scientific Dumping". The road verges are festooned wi plastic bottles and other plastic garbage. Great first impression of the toon! I'm glad to see someone calling for all night furniture purchases, though I can understand why BvB is not so keen after his garden furniture ads failed to attract a following... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 There is actually a whole load of truth in that point Your nose is too near my arse (and/or my oxters). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Starin' at my pint, are ya? You want some, then? You want some Pint o' export and a large voddy thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Pint o' export and a large voddy thanks See ye in Aitchies the next time your back on land, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 "Knees up mavver braan...knees up mavver braan..." "under the table you must go, ee-aye-ee-aye-ee-aye-o, And if I catch you wanking, I’ll saw your legs in half, Knees up mother, knees up mother, Knees up mother Brown. OH MY! WHAT AN UGLY BOY, WHAT AN UGLY BOY, WHAT AN UGLY BOY, OH MY! WHAT AN UGLY BOY, WHAT AN UGLY BOY IS HE!†A Cockles Wilson classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 "under the table you must go, ee-aye-ee-aye-ee-aye-o, And if I catch you wanking, I’ll saw your legs in half, Knees up mother, knees up mother, Knees up mother Brown. OH MY! WHAT AN UGLY BOY, WHAT AN UGLY BOY, WHAT AN UGLY BOY, OH MY! WHAT AN UGLY BOY, WHAT AN UGLY BOY IS HE!†A Cockles Wilson classic! Pearly king and queen dress up time next season methinks.Anybuddie any good at sewing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 See ye in Aitchies the next time your back on land, then. Monday lunchtime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 8pm do ye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 8pm do ye? Naw, I'll be in the Stow Brae by then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Ach well. On yer return then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Ach well. On yer return then. AWRIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted May 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 I know I've been away from Paisley for quite a while, but can anybody tell me where the feck the Stow Brae is ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennant's Lager Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 I know I've been away from Paisley for quite a while, but can anybody tell me where the feck the Stow Brae is ? Station Bar? Bislands? Ring any bells for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL NOMBRE Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Station Bar? Bislands? Ring any bells for you? Canal st even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 I know I've been away from Paisley for quite a while, but can anybody tell me where the feck the Stow Brae is ? Where me and Hombre get pished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Station Bar? Bislands? Ring any bells for you? Bislands does, so does the Station. But the Stow Brae disnae. Where the feck is it ? Did it use to be called someething else? Throw me a feckin bone here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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