Guest somner9 Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 Aye, know what it is, you and you're weird me and my trawlerman pals use it................... fify Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 fify What is fify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 (edited) What is fify? Doh It's been used on here for ages... Fixed It For You Edited October 16, 2013 by somner9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 Doh It's been used on here for ages... Fixed It For You Your funny, I like you, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 Your funny, I like you, Fuxake! You're! You are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 Your funny, I like you, Aye... did ye..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 Fuxake! You're! You are! You're a bully, fcuk off! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 You're a bully, fcuk off! ;)Apols...It was the umpteenth misspelt / misplaced your/you're. Weep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 Obviously you've tried it then. Good stuff? Nope and nope. Just say no. Drugs are for mugs. There's no hope for dope. You're always alone when on methadone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted October 16, 2013 Report Share Posted October 16, 2013 20 seconds or so of my life that I'll never get back. you have a life i'm amazed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 20 seconds or so of my life that I'll never get back. you have a life i'm amazed I don't know what he's complaining about if he indulges in that 'specific' form of physical activity but can only manage it for 20 seconds it can still be beneficial to his overall wellbeing. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17177251 So don't feel guilty about only being able to do 'that' for 20 seconds... three short bursts like of 'that' a day could make all the difference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 I don't know what he's complaining about if he indulges in that 'specific' form of physical activity but can only manage it for 20 seconds it can still be beneficial to his overall wellbeing. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17177251 So don't feel guilty about only being able to do 'that' for 20 seconds... three short bursts like of 'that' a day could make all the difference! No need to confirm you're a wanker, already taken as a known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 17, 2013 Report Share Posted October 17, 2013 No need to confirm you're a wanker, already taken as a known. Oh listen... if you cup yir hand to the wind you can hear the barrell actually being scraped up there in Arbroath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) Crawford On.... Inter forum bitching... 'I know the type only too well Somner, twitching behind the curtains, hair shirt, collar too tight with a tie that makes them go purple in the face... stockings, suspenders and french knickers... oooh! pass me that orange' Edited October 18, 2013 by somner9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Oh listen... if you cup yir hand to the wind you can hear the barrell actually being scraped up there in Arbroath I can also hear an uncanny echo from wherever you live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 I can also hear an uncanny echo from wherever you live. Somner - tell him where you live so that he doesn't look like an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I can also hear an uncanny echo from wherever you live. Somner - tell him where you live so that he doesn't look like an idiot I did wonder how Oaky would be able to hear something happening in a place he doesn't even know. If an echo happens somewhere, but a pillock doesn't know 'where' that somewhere is... did the pillock here an echo? or just the sound of said pillock's own inane ramblings..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Somner - tell him where you live so that he doesn't look like an idiot I doubt that simple piece of information would even scratch the surface of the task you outline above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 If an echo happens somewhere, but a pillock doesn't know 'where' that somewhere is... did the pillock here an echo? or just the sound of said pillock's own inane ramblings..? IRONY ALERT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Aye, know what it is, you and you're weird pals use it...................you know that you're means you are don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 you know that you're means you are don't you? Give me a break, Bluto has been on my case for the last 2 weeks. All I can say is that my I Pod puts that in and if I don't spot it, there you have it. Now, get back on the bevvy and leave me alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I did wonder how Oaky would be able to hear something happening in a place he doesn't even know. Somner - tell him where you live so that he doesn't look like an idiot If an echo happens somewhere, but a pillock doesn't know 'where' that somewhere is... did the pillock here an echo? or just the sound of said pillock's own inane ramblings..? You guys are confused about how it's possible to hear a noise but be unable to pinpoint it's source? If I combined all of your brain cells in a single pot there wouldn't be enough molecules to make a decent soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 You guys are confused about how it's possible to hear a noise but be unable to pinpoint it's source? If I combined all of your brain cells in a single pot there wouldn't be enough molecules to make a decent soup. See above for: The sign of someone who thinks futile attempts to display a nominal level of intelligence will make him look slightly less of a pillock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 See above for: The sign of someone who thinks futile attempts to display a nominal level of intelligence will make him look slightly less of a pillock quite funny he's trying to keep serious about this , anybody else would say "aye right enough" anyway if a tree falls in a forest and there's no person or animal in the forest - does it make a noise ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 If it does Oaksoft will hear it no matter where it is happening from his cave under the bridge and Faraway Saint will say that he saw happen on his "magic radio". You're funny. Tracy was funny until he got that petted lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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