Guest somner9 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 A collection of conversations with neighbour Crawford who makes Colin & Justin look like Alex Beckett in comparison. Crawford On.... The Swiss Buying SMFC! "bare legged men in lederhosen running around the boardroom, taking turns to blow each others massive horns, all adept at gardening in a steep incline...? Oh away and wheest Somner..! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 20 seconds or so of my life that I'll never get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murray7 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 20 seconds or so of my life that I'll never get back.I read your post before the OP. I have a good eye for a pishy post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SergioTacchiniGuy Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Is it just me or have the vast majority of threads been absolute shite over the last week?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Is it just me or have the vast majority of threads been absolute shite over the last week?. Aye, but a minority have been magnificent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Is it just me or have the vast majority of somners threads been absolute shite over the last week?. No just you, although not the majority, all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SergioTacchiniGuy Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Aye, but a minority have been magnificent. A must have missed the magnificent ones then Shull. The forums reached a new level of complete shiteness. Roll on the weekend tae give us something tae talk about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 A must have missed the magnificent ones then Shull. The forums reached a new level of complete shiteness. Roll on the weekend tae give us something tae talk about. More formational threads for Fakes game please ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 More formational threads for Fakes game please ? Better than this pish, and that's saying something. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Crawford on.... North easterly forum poster "with him it's 'Pish This, Pish that, Pish On Here..' anyone would think he had a fetish about it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Pish Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 (edited) Crawford on.... Taxi driving frequent plane-spotting, poster... 'the rumours, the inuendo, the myths..? well i can tell you from personal experience... he's tight!' Edited October 15, 2013 by somner9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo57 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 20 seconds or so of my life that I'll never get back. plus around 40 to post that.... some folk have NO humour about them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Cannae deny it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Crawford on.... 'Are Sevco No f**kin deid yet?' 'so what your saying Somner is: in the past few years for the price of a season book, even if you turned up in a urine encrusted shellsuit, wearing the most garish of blue tops, white sports socks with tattoed knuckles.... your still getting pumped up the 'Gary Glitter' week after week, by a selection of dodgy wavy haired buisnessmen, yorkshire pensioners and fat Greenock bus drivers...? And you're telling me this now!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Crawford on..... Shellick youth policy.... 'Oh right... so that's why the coaches call them 'Ball Boys' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 plus around 40 to post that.... some folk have NO humour about them Humour? That's a wind-up, right? Damn....another 20 seconds gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Crawford on.... Getting the train to a Morton away game... 'It's a bit like anal sex... you always feel dirty, a mixture of excitement, trepidation, anger as you pull in.... and the certain knowledge the chances are you'll be followed by a load of shite as you pull oot!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 FFS bring back Tam Cowan. All is forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 some folk have NO humour about them That'll be the OP you're referring to. somner and crawford on .........crystal meth by the looks of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 That'll be the OP you're referring to. somner and crawford on .........crystal meth by the looks of it. To be fair, it would be more likely to be amyl nitrate, given the relationship that they appear to be forging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 To be fair, it would be more likely to be amyl nitrate, given the relationship that they appear to be forging. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 That'll be the OP you're referring to. somner and crawford on .........crystal meth by the looks of it. Obviously you've tried it then. Good stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 ;) Now that is funny! first you say you find mrs brown and ybf funny.... then you expect us to believe you know what amyl nitrite is..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 15, 2013 Report Share Posted October 15, 2013 Now that is funny! first you say you find mrs brown and ybf funny.... then you expect us to believe you know what amyl nitrite is..? Aye, know what it is, you and you're weird pals use it................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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