bluto Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) I've seen it more than once in the last fortnight. Weans wearing the strip of a team that's not their home town, heads turned by the bright lights and big city slickers! In both Kirkwall and Wick! Why don't they wear Kirkwall Hotspurs or Wick Academy strips instead of the seductive shades of er.... Ross County? Fair made me boke! Edited July 17, 2014 by bluto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
north isles saint Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 I've seen it more than once in the last fortnight. Weans wearing the strip of a team that's not their home town, heads turned by the bright lights and big city slickers! In both Kirkwall and Wick! Why don't they wear Kirkwall Hotspurs or Wick Academy strips instead of the seductive shades of er.... Ross County? Fair made me boke! Three things 1 - actually more likely to see strips of the sectarian sisters or the mutton molesters in Kirkwall 2 - believe me, nobody would want to be seen in a Kirkwall Hotspurs strip (played against them and refereed them!!) 3 - what were you doing in Kirkwall - holidays?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Three things 1 - actually more likely to see strips of the sectarian sisters or the mutton molesters in Kirkwall I know, I know.... And mibbe the weans were oan hoaliday fae Dingwall, but I did see them! 2 - believe me, nobody would want to be seen in a Kirkwall Hotspurs strip (played against them and refereed them!!) Give folk the choice - Saints new strip or KH's strip see which they choose. 3 - what were you doing in Kirkwall - holidays?? Work. I go there often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 I've seen it more than once in the last fortnight. Weans wearing the strip of a team that's not their home town, heads turned by the bright lights and big city slickers! In both Kirkwall and Wick! Why don't they wear Kirkwall Hotspurs or Wick Academy strips instead of the seductive shades of er.... Ross County? Fair made me boke! I would have gone for boak instead of boke ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 I would have gone for boak instead of boke ;-)Aye... Widnae argue wi that. Also seen it as 'bock'... But that disnae pronounce right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Great thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Great thread. Probably cos it's all about the ones that the weans are wearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Probably cos it's all about the ones that the weans are wearing. That, I'm sure you agree, would have been "threads"........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 That, I'm sure you agree, would have been "threads"........................ The above "ones" would confirm that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Great patter above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Great patter above. Were you in stitches, Shull, with all that thread talk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Great patter above. Were you in stitches, Shull, with all that thread talk?Fairy Nuff, it wasn't 'great'.It was sew-sew... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 I've seen it more than once in the last fortnight. Weans wearing the strip of a team that's not their home town, heads turned by the bright lights and big city slickers! In both Kirkwall and Wick! Why don't they wear Kirkwall Hotspurs or Wick Academy strips instead of the seductive shades of er.... Ross County? Fair made me boke! I blame the parents.................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 I blame the parents.................................. Need to thank my Dad. if it wisnae for him being a Buddie, i might have ended up supporting a shite team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Need to thank my Dad. if it wisnae for him being a Buddie, i might have ended up supporting a shite team. I'm right off your dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 I'm right off your dad.Aye, i wish he had been an Abercorn fan.That wid have saved me fron a lot of heartache and despair over the last few decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Kids here in my street in Cumbernauld are running around in PSG, Real Madrid, Argentina and Holland tops. Going for 'flavour of the month' big team stuff... apart from one kid who always wears a Sevco Franchise top. I nearly knocked him over in the car last night. Wee basturt dived through a hedge and got away though. I'll get him next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Kids here in my street in Cumbernauld are running around in PSG, Real Madrid, Argentina and Holland tops. Going for 'flavour of the month' big team stuff... apart from one kid who always wears a Sevco Franchise top. I nearly knocked him over in the car last night. Wee basturt dived through a hedge and got away though. I'll get him next time. Sounds like a scheme? Most unemployed I suppose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBoy Posted July 22, 2014 Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 That's all fair enough! The C*lt*c club shop in the middle of Inverness displays everything that is wrong with Scottish football, mon the Staggies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2014 That's all fair enough! The C*lt*c club shop in the middle of Inverness displays everything that is wrong with Scottish football, mon the Staggies! Where is that shop in the toon?Never noticed it. Honestly..... And I lead a 90 minute walking tour round the place. So... Where, please? I would have slagged it off cos EVERY ONE of my punters get to hear the glory of.... Super Callie go ballistic Celtic are atrocious! Even if I am not on a tour visiting Sneckie... Even when I'm on a tour through England, not even visiting Scotland! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 You are a very naughty boy. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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