faraway saint Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 26, 2023 Report Share Posted December 26, 2023 Hope nobody gets offended.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 Aye, this "carry on" when a couple decide to get married somewhere sunny that costs a fecking fortune for the "guests" just to get there never mind a fecking wedding present. Declined three of these farces over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Isn't this the truth................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 This is me................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 I would NEVR have done such a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 (edited) This actually made me laugh....................... Edited March 8 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 At last, a pic of Bazil, took ages as nobody will admit to knowing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stlucifer Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 (edited) Two mates were standing beside a flagpole looking up when a blonde comes into view. She asked them what they were looking at. "We were just wondering how tall this flagpole is". The blonde reaches into her bag, pulls out a spanner, loosen the bolts and laid the pole on the ground. She then brings out a tape measure and declares, "It's 8 metres. One guy looks to the other and said, "Typical blonde. We asked for the height and she gives us the f'n length"! Edited June 24 by stlucifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Ricky won't be popular in East Kilbride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stlucifer Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 (edited) The coach of a local youth amateur football team calls over one of his young protegees and asks him, "Do you know that it's wrong to call the linesman an f'n dunderheed when he flags you for offside"? The kid nods. And do you know that it's wrong to call the referee a stupid, blind cnut when he awards a penalty against you"? Again the lad nods. "And do you also know it's wrong to call the coach a useless pr*ck when he substitutes you"? The kid nods again. "Well, the coach says, "Could you go and explain this to your mum"! Edited July 7 by stlucifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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