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Two mates were standing beside a flagpole looking up when a blonde comes into view. She asked them what they were looking at. "We were just wondering how tall this flagpole is". The blonde reaches into her bag, pulls out a spanner, loosen the bolts and laid the pole on the ground. She then brings out a tape measure and declares, "It's 8 metres. One guy looks to the other and said, "Typical blonde. We asked for the height and she gives us the f'n length"!

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The coach of a local youth amateur football team calls over one of his young protegees and asks him,

"Do you know that it's wrong to call the linesman an f'n dunderheed when he flags you for offside"? The kid nods.

And do you know that it's wrong to call the referee a stupid, blind cnut when he awards a penalty against you"? Again the lad nods.

"And do you also know it's wrong to call the coach a useless pr*ck when he substitutes you"? The kid nods again.

 

 

"Well, the coach says, "Could you go and explain this to your mum"!

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