faraway saint Posted December 26, 2023 Report Posted December 26, 2023 Hope nobody gets offended.... Quote
faraway saint Posted December 28, 2023 Report Posted December 28, 2023 Aye, this "carry on" when a couple decide to get married somewhere sunny that costs a fecking fortune for the "guests" just to get there never mind a fecking wedding present. Declined three of these farces over the years. Quote
faraway saint Posted February 20, 2024 Report Posted February 20, 2024 Isn't this the truth................... Quote
faraway saint Posted February 23, 2024 Report Posted February 23, 2024 This is me................ Quote
faraway saint Posted February 23, 2024 Report Posted February 23, 2024 I would NEVR have done such a thing. Quote
faraway saint Posted March 8, 2024 Report Posted March 8, 2024 (edited) This actually made me laugh....................... Edited March 8, 2024 by faraway saint Quote
faraway saint Posted May 31, 2024 Report Posted May 31, 2024 At last, a pic of Bazil, took ages as nobody will admit to knowing him. Quote
stlucifer Posted June 24, 2024 Report Posted June 24, 2024 (edited) Two mates were standing beside a flagpole looking up when a blonde comes into view. She asked them what they were looking at. "We were just wondering how tall this flagpole is". The blonde reaches into her bag, pulls out a spanner, loosen the bolts and laid the pole on the ground. She then brings out a tape measure and declares, "It's 8 metres. One guy looks to the other and said, "Typical blonde. We asked for the height and she gives us the f'n length"! Edited June 24, 2024 by stlucifer Quote
stlucifer Posted June 24, 2024 Report Posted June 24, 2024 (edited) Edited June 24, 2024 by stlucifer Quote
faraway saint Posted June 30, 2024 Report Posted June 30, 2024 Ricky won't be popular in East Kilbride Quote
stlucifer Posted July 7, 2024 Report Posted July 7, 2024 (edited) The coach of a local youth amateur football team calls over one of his young protegees and asks him, "Do you know that it's wrong to call the linesman an f'n dunderheed when he flags you for offside"? The kid nods. And do you know that it's wrong to call the referee a stupid, blind cnut when he awards a penalty against you"? Again the lad nods. "And do you also know it's wrong to call the coach a useless pr*ck when he substitutes you"? The kid nods again. "Well, the coach says, "Could you go and explain this to your mum"! Edited July 7, 2024 by stlucifer Quote
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