The Funny As Feck Thread

[faraway saint]

^^^^^^^ Jesus christ. 

[faraway saint]

I'm having a prostate examination and the little female Thai doctor says, "Don't worry, it's normal to sometimes get an erection while doing this."

I said, "I don't have an erection."

She said, "No, but I have!"

Edited September 18, 2023 by faraway saint

[Cookie Monster]

^^^^^^^ Jesus christ. 

I don't get it. [emoji1787]

[Cookie Monster]

I'm having a prostate examination and the little female Thai doctor says, "Don't worry, it's normal to sometimes get an erection while doing this." I said, "I don't have an erection." She said, "No, but I have!"

I hope you got it. [emoji1787]

[faraway saint]

7 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said:

I don't get it.

That's pretty obvious. 

 

7 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said:

I hope you got it.

Regularly. 

[faraway saint]

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

[shull]

 

[shull]

 

[faraway saint]

🤣🤣🤣

[beyond our ken]

On 9/13/2023 at 1:38 PM, shull said:

 

 

Even the coo owned those idiots

[shull]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

[shull]

 

[faraway saint]

[faraway saint]

Easier to count the one's I've not done.  THREE!!!!

[faraway saint]

No sure where to post this and it doesn't warrant another thread so here it is......................can you see what it is yet? 

[Slarti]

No sure where to post this and it doesn't warrant another thread so here it is......................can you see what it is yet? 

There's no Q or Z - or am I missing something else?

[shull]

 

[faraway saint]

This, or, by a miracle, a bag of Coke made its way into my suitcase. 

[Cookie Monster]

This, or, by a miracle, a bag of Coke made its way into my suitcase. [emoji38]

I'm glad you're travelling down the night before, I know someone that drove down to Manchester and only just made their flight twice. One because of the time they arrived the other was when a policeman had to explain to the rep at the desk that when the holiday goer says he had to bomb it down the road to make the flight it doesn't make them a terrorist risk. [emoji1787]

[faraway saint]

Two out of three for me.........................

[faraway saint]

[shull]

 

[Cookie Monster]

[faraway saint]

Aye, you get some beezers on The Chase. 

[HSS]

Defensive Walls 🍦