ped Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 MAKE YOU GUESS WHAT IS UPSETTING THEM DRIVE CARS SAY 'OH YOU CHOOSE I'M HAPPY WITH ANYTHING' AND THEN LET YOU KNOW IN THAT OH SO SUBTLE WAY THAT THEY THINK IT'S A CRAP CHOICE CHOOSE 'CHICK FLICKS ' WHEN YOU GO TO THE PICTURES NEVER DO THE DISHES - OR IS THAT JUST THE ONE I'VE GOT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Breathe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernard albrecht Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Breathe 169376[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 (edited) Question how you spend your cash........... Have parents that visit.................. Have sisters that visit................. Don't come and collect you when you're pished............. Think the Bigot brothers interest you............................ Edited April 28, 2005 by BongoVonBudvar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Expect you to watch the brats when they go out........... Expect you to cut the grass............. Want you to get the 12 binbags of empties out of the loft/shed/garage.......... Question the price of Sky Sports.................. Forget to wake you for Football First................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Almost forgot, go into labour on a Saturday (fúckin twice, the bitch).......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Almost forgot, go into labour on a Saturday (fúckin twice, the bitch).......................... 169403[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernard albrecht Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Almost forgot, go into labour on a Saturday (fúckin twice, the bitch).......................... 169403[/snapback] Take the pain ya moanig face cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Let it out, BvB! Don't keep it all bottled up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Don't come and collect you when you're pished............. 169396[/snapback] Come and collect you when you're pished (but not at your request)......................... Bitch.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Come and collect you when you're pished (but not at your request).........................Bitch.................. 169728[/snapback] The bitch will put me out of buisness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 The bitch will put me out of buisness 169755[/snapback] But are you not the daft cnut thats mairried soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 But are you not the daft cnut thats mairried soon 169793[/snapback] Aye,but not to Mrs BVB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Aye,but not to Mrs BVB 169835[/snapback] At least she'd the decency to marry me on a Friday.................... What day have you been told you're getting hitched.........................? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 How come nobody's mentioned "refusing to get their knickers off" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 How come nobody's mentioned "refusing to get their knickers off" ? 171044[/snapback] I can't speak for anyone else but I've never had that problem Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 I can't speak for anyone else but I've never had that problem Bill 171081[/snapback] You should try buying her a pair.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyirdaddy Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 You should try buying her a pair.................... 171084[/snapback] He did but they were edible ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 1 Nag about you spending time on Internet football forums 2 Nag about going to see the football 3 Questioning why watching the Premiership on a Saturday night is better then sex with her 4 Forgetting that administration of the oral/groin interface thang was why I married her 5 Insisting that I remember on an annual basis the day we got married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 5 Insisting that I remember on an annual basis the day we got married 171626[/snapback] September 11th was a bad day in another year for me................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 September 11th was a bad day in another year for me................ 171628[/snapback] Nae luck BVB looks like you canny ever forget! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.