Do you practice hard at being a wanker or does it cum [sic] naturally to you?

It's going to be yet another "Cruel Summer" in my opinion. Scotland often struggle in friendly matches or if the players have nothing to play for. There's always a last ten minutes rally to get a goal to salvage a draw or make the score look better but on the whole these games are turgid affairs.

Ha, ha, ha! Sandro Tonali and his teammates got beat to give Italy the unwelcome title of becoming the first previous FIFA World Cup winners to fail to qualify for three consecutive World Cups. Lovely stuff.