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What odds are there on jam tarts to win 1-0, or 2-0, and both Caley and Hearts to go through. All games should have been played at the same time. Proves that the authorities have no footballing integrity.

Nostradamus is a Buddie and schizophrenic?

It states, "The tower will also reach local traffic on the Abbotsinch Road beneath the M8 with smaller light boxes. They will feature public messages from Renfrewshire Council." Suggestions from certain quarters, "We Hate The English" "Morton are Scum"

Nature's impromptu window boxes. Mostly the buddleja plant. Sounds as though it should come from Paisly, but comes from China.

Yes...............but he was our c**t first.

Free the Paisley one!!! A banner for Saturday?

Did you give them wan of your £6 notes and expected change?

The only shit on my seat last night was being produced by myself.

If we had to take one...................................................welcome on board Wilo.

DC comics

I was there and it sounded like “barmy army”. Perhaps my hearing.

What an exciting player. Kilmarnock couldn’t contain him. Teams will be very wary of losing the ball to this guy. Turns them left, turns them right, feints a pass and runs past them. This is a fullback who alone is worth the admission money.

I am pleased for our management team tonight. And very pleased to hear the fans chanting “Alan Stubbs barmy army” at the end. Tonight the support’s adrenaline flowed onto the park and over our team. We were more than a twelfth man tonight.

What shape is your telly at home?

A 70's picket line?

Whore coming home? Whore coming home?

Even when I went to the primary at the West roadworks didnae bother me. I just played in the puddles. I remember losing my left wellie boot in a particularly deep puddle. I still the remember the look on my mother’s face when I came in with a bare foot holding a muddy wellie and a soggy sock. The fifties were great. And despite everything in photos from that time being in black and white, I distinctly remember seeing colour.

Is this a spot the ball competition?

A team wearing the stripes is enough for me.

https://goo.gl/maps/LtBfaxUBBvE2 7.45pm Tuesday (tomorrow) The Oriam Heriot Watt University, Third Gait, Currie EH14 4AS £5 adults, £3 concessions, kids under 12 free.

Sleeping or drinking?

Bolton has a history of the cotton industry. They will understand Sma Shot Day. Their local man Samuel Crompton https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Crompton Crompton invented the spinning mule https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinning_mule Excellent wee movie of a working spinning mule. They were still in operation in the early 70s at the Anchor Mills.

Ikea? MFI?

Any Bolton fans up are the guys who, like some of us, travel everywhere to be with like minded football lovers. We should welcome them to our town. (I live in Glasgow )

Wrong thread Shull. This should be on the "Ross Must Go" thread.