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  1. Dundee freezing season ticket prices at 1st division level, well done to them!!!

  2. BBC Scotland's Brian McLauchlin tells us Dundee Utd chairman Steven Thompson and St Mirren chairman Stewart Gilmour have told him there is 'no chance' of Rangers being catapulted back into the SPL. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/scotland/18854240

  3. Haye Chisora fight here http://www.coolsport.tv

    1. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      Just tried the link - Trojan detected !!

    2. keyboard warrior

      keyboard warrior

      You must have clicked on one of the ads or programs, it worked fine for me, haye won in the fifth

  4. BBC Website down, that doesn't often happen!!

    1. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      Nae bother George.

  5. Roll on the new season, fed up with these turdbollock trolls!!

  6. River City Bent Shots Whats the score with River City? I'm on my day off and I put it on Iplayer and its about 2 mincing turd countersinkers who drop anchor in poo bay, If I paid a license fee I would be Mr Angry complaining about these shirtlifters appearing on the bbc before the watersportsshed !!!!

  7. hairy arsed hingoots galore woohoo!

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Thay went on strike, b'strds. LOL

    3. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      Your servants are GPs / consultants....you must have a power of STDs

    4. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      STD...season ticket discount.....ok.

  8. Walter Smith heading consortium to buy Rangers or whats left of them ;-)

    1. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      Remember the rumour that Watty and fat sally were going to buy St Mirren.

  9. Why are most of the female St Mirren Supporters Fat Ugly Hounds?

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    2. RossTheBoss

      RossTheBoss

      The males are no collective oil paining

    3. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      I would have thought it was down to the male female ratio at games....not a bad strategy furra munter.

    4. keyboard warrior

      keyboard warrior

      ugly wummin northbank song == we'll go wherever st mirren go coz we are the munter agarro

  10. COCONUT DUG ALERT; Boring fat auld blowhard is just about to make a post or start a thread with an AWFUL coconut dug joke.

    1. saintnextlifetime

      saintnextlifetime

      What is wrang with being auld ? Yah , trumpet. .

    2. keyboard warrior
    3. saintnextlifetime
  11. Guy jumped in front of a train at the station this morning, what was left on the track will haunt me forever, life is precious, live it to the full.,

    1. davidg

      davidg

      Nasty. You wonder what could push someone to do such a thing. Couldn't even begin to imagine witnessing something like that.

    2. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      Wisnae "pushed" - they jumped.

  12. Lots of cameltoes on britains got talent

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Who's yer money on? I've just stuck a wad on Pudsie, 7/4.

    2. faraway saint
  13. Forcing a Poo on the pan soon yaldy

    1. JJ McG

      JJ McG

      you cant beat a good shite, i done a cracker earlier, i thought i was giving birth!

  14. Doo Be Doo Be Dooooooooo

  15. Kilmarnock win Scottish League Cup, well done Killie!

  16. Killie 1-0 up at hampden - well done !!

  17. Just when you mention irritating cùnts, another one pops up, how are you faraway saint - are you trying to keep alive the aye naw post building brigade? You would fit in well in kemp town, plenty of 'friendly' queens there for you.
  18. Come and watch it in the famous 3 queens in kemp town in brighton, you can hear an irritating cúnt correcting peoples spelling and speaking in a condescending manner telling everyone he is from "lahndahn mate" even though he is scottish and sounds like a twat, then you are most welcome. hope this helps
  19. One of those days where you don't know whether to pull the heid off it or just ...................

  20. I see a used fannypad and it reminds me of..............

  21. Killie game on Outer Hebrides Broadcasting Corporation (alba) tonight 5.30pm

  22. Lumpin jumpin snotterin fúck Man U 0-2 down

    1. keyboard warrior
    2. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      Glory Glory Blackburn Rovers!!!!

  23. I went out for breakfast today at 0830, I returned at 0833 as I farted and followed through

    1. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      That's what you get for eating so fast.

    2. keyboard warrior

      keyboard warrior

      nae touching cloth, nae turtles heid poking oot, WHOOSH map of china on ma good pinstripes tae

  24. Got the Farmer Argyles, you should see my big purple arse grapes

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    2. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      avoid corn on the cob....especially as a suppository

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      You've worse up ye I heard. :)

    4. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      Unlike you I've never managed the North Sea fishing fleet.

  25. In my lifetime you will see that score one saturday. I am thinking of sticking a fiver on that happening. I thought Big Porky yardley might have stuck four past east fife when he was farmed out to forfar for being a lardass.
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