Thorizaar Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 1. People who have kids then whinge and moan about not having enough money to go out. 2. People with no kids who buy 3 or 4 bedroom houses they can barely afford then whinge and moan about not having enough money to go out. 3. Idiots who go up to girls in the street during the day and begin with "awrite doll" then try and chat them up with more idiotic drivel. 4. Girls who fall for guys like that! 5. People that cause me to get annoyed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 1. People who have kids then whinge and moan about not having enough money to go out.2. People with no kids who buy 3 or 4 bedroom houses they can barely afford then whinge and moan about not having enough money to go out. 3. Idiots who go up to girls in the street during the day and begin with "awrite doll" then try and chat them up with more idiotic drivel. 4. Girls who fall for guys like that! 5. People that cause me to get annoyed!! 193092[/snapback] I take it you're annoyed about something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquay Saint Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 1. Automated call handling where you have listen to a dozen options before you get an actual person to speak to. 2. Reality bloody TV shows, cheap TV and most of it crap 3. Corporate w*nk talk - eg 'blue sky thinking', 'win-win situation' and all the other guff that comes from working in an office. 4. Fat lassies that show their guts with cropped tops and low slung breeks...cover it up if you've not got it have a bit of slef repsect. 5. Bus drivers that don't carry change of a fiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 4. Fat lassies that show their guts with cropped tops and low slung breeks...cover it up if you've not got it have a bit of slef repsect. You leave the poor lassies alone, even the fat ones need a bit of lovin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 (edited) 1. smelly pishy arsed auld bâstards that go around tesco with a huge trolley with just a lettuce in it, just so the smelly auld cùnts don't use their heating at home 2. the same smelly auld feckers sit in a cafe for five hours with the same feckin pot of tea, getting topped up with hot water every half hour, I call them the cafe dwellers 3. smelly auld coffin dodgers in the butchers buying mince to last them 7 days 4. auld bastards that still comment about the 2nd world war (thankfully most of those have faded away) Edited September 22, 2005 by Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facepainter87 Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 1 Made up football teams who come about due to failings of other teams(Airdrie Utd, Lavvytic & MK Dons) 2 People who complain about the old folk (they fought in wars so that you could have freedom) 3 People who move away from where they were born & raised, then slag off their place of birth 4 People who complain about the price of football and there being too many matches, when their team is in the middle of a successful run 5 Tele sales people who cold-call on you when you are in the middle of dinner or are watching something on TV (especially during football) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 One annoying prick tonight, he came into the galley saw me with a knife in my hand cutting steaks and with my whites on and says, hey mate the light in my rooms no working, do I look like an f'ckn electrician was my reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 1 Made up football teams who come about due to failings of other teams(Airdrie Utd, Lavvytic & MK Dons)2 People who complain about the old folk (they fought in wars so that you could have freedom) 3 People who move away from where they were born & raised, then slag off their place of birth 4 People who complain about the price of football and there being too many matches, when their team is in the middle of a successful run 5 Tele sales people who cold-call on you when you are in the middle of dinner or are watching something on TV (especially during football) 194758[/snapback] 1. People fishing for a bite on website forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 One annoying prick tonight, he came into the galley saw me with a knife in my hand cutting steaks and with my whites on and says, hey mate the light in my rooms no working, do I look like an f'ckn electrician was my reply 194910[/snapback] But you do... Uhmmm... mind I told you in the "Stow Brae" that you looked a bit like a mate o mine? Guess what he served his time at...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint gav Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 1. smelly pishy arsed auld bâstards that go around tesco with a huge trolley with just a lettuce in it, just so the smelly auld cùnts don't use their heating at home2. the same smelly auld feckers sit in a cafe for five hours with the same feckin pot of tea, getting topped up with hot water every half hour, I call them the cafe dwellers 3. smelly auld coffin dodgers in the butchers buying mince to last them 7 days 4. auld bastards that still comment about the 2nd world war (thankfully most of those have faded away) 194622[/snapback] your a bit of fud you no ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 (edited) your a bit of fud you no ? 194930[/snapback] Haven't we already had this conversation? QUOTE(saint gav @ Sep 20 2005, 16:42)does a month go by that you dont mention violence in paisley, big deal you have moved to england get a feckin grip who cares,says alot bout your thread it has turned into a food debate.....gn time Take a day off from being a fùcking ârsehole will you! You are a weazel faced arse Please refer to my previous post on this thread re fishing for a bite Ya wee snotter Edited September 23, 2005 by Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 It must be love, Love, love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 It must be love,Love, love. A more modern one is..Give peace a chance by the same artist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 A more modern one is..Give peace a chance by the same artist 194979[/snapback] I was not aware that Labi Siffre wrote or performed that................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 But you do... Uhmmm... mind I told you in the "Stow Brae" that you looked a bit like a mate o mine? Guess what he served his time at...? 194928[/snapback] Peterhead? Barlinne? Am I close? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Peterhead? Barlinne? Am I close? 195026[/snapback] Saughton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 One annoying prick tonight, he came into the galley saw me with a knife in my hand cutting steaks and with my whites on and says, hey mate the light in my rooms no working, do I look like an f'ckn electrician was my reply 194910[/snapback] Grumpy bastard,you need a drink I may have a couple of small refreshments today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Grumpy bastard,you need a drink I may have a couple of small refreshments today 195059[/snapback] You're right I need a drink HSS, are we going out for a couple when I get hame??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 I was not aware that Labi Siffre wrote or performed that................ 194999[/snapback] And neither did Madness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 One annoying prick tonight, he came into the galley saw me with a knife in my hand cutting steaks and with my whites on and says, hey mate the light in my rooms no working, do I look like an f'ckn electrician was my reply 194910[/snapback] That must be a cùnt of place to have an argument, NSS, it's not like you can avoid the ârsehole, you are stuck on there for 3 weeks, and you can't have a barney either, you've got to face the same prÃck the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 That must be a cùnt of place to have an argument, NSS, it's not like you can avoid the ârsehole, you are stuck on there for 3 weeks, and you can't have a barney either, you've got to face the same prÃck the next day. 195090[/snapback] I poison the bassas Joe, that f'cks them off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint gav Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 Haven't we already had this conversation?You are a weazel faced arse Please refer to my previous post on this thread re fishing for a bite Ya wee snotter 194959[/snapback] didnt notice it was you cos you changed your avatar, you change it coz your ashamed that you moved from scotland? hope you enjoyed the ashes win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 You're right I need a drink HSS, are we going out for a couple when I get hame??? 195066[/snapback] I'll see if I'm allowed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 didnt notice it was you cos you changed your avatar, you change it coz your ashamed that you moved from scotland? hope you enjoyed the ashes win 195426[/snapback] You need a bib pal, theres that much shÃte falling out of your mouth I would invest in one if I were you. If I could afford the wood, I would have your feckin mouth boarded up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 26, 2005 Report Share Posted September 26, 2005 It's shameless the way you two flirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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