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shull Posted October 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2023 (edited) Yip Edited October 25, 2023 by shull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 Not the ending I was waiting for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted October 29, 2023 Report Share Posted October 29, 2023 Was at the bar last night and asked the barmaid for some angostura bitters, as she's returning with it she's noticed I've pulled out my manhood. She shrieks WTF you doing. I reply I was planning to pour it on it to see if it worked the same way as it does for vodka. [emoji1787] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 My aunt used to say 'Forty is the new Thirty' Lovely woman ... Banned from driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted November 1, 2023 Report Share Posted November 1, 2023 Work colleague was complaining of the cold this morning. I told him to stand in the corner, it's 90° there. [emoji16] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cookie Monster Posted November 6, 2023 Report Share Posted November 6, 2023 My elderly neighbour has Alzheimer’s and every morning, I have to explain to him his wife passed away a while back. It’s not great, but the look of delight on his face is priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted November 9, 2023 Report Share Posted November 9, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 Scottish patter eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted November 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.I'm currently at my work station...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. I'm currently at my work station...... The problem with that analogy is you've never srarted. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 The problem with that analogy is you've never srarted. [emoji1787]I'm glad, it sounds painful [emoji14] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted November 18, 2023 Report Share Posted November 18, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 ##Breaking News##I can exclusively reveal the name of the 1st astronaut that is going to Mars.Faraway Saint.NASA has decided if anyone can find water on the plant it'll be him. [emoji943][emoji3547][emoji944] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 29 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said: NASA has decided if anyone can find water on the plant it'll be him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Cookie Monster said: ##Breaking News## I can exclusively reveal the name of the 1st astronaut that is going to Mars. Faraway Saint. NASA has decided if anyone can find water on the plant it'll be him. I'm not sure talking pish constitutes finding water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 Just now, stlucifer said: I'm not sure talking pish constitutes finding water. Still hurting because you're always getting found out for being a rather sad twisted individual. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 That'll teach me, not to post whilst laughing at my own joke. [emoji848] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shull Posted November 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 Completely wooooooooshed. Just the three We must try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted November 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 BigYardsandBasher, where are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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