If you want a heart warming hour hunt out Hercules the Bear - A Love Story.
A surprising amount of footage from an era long before mobile phones and Internet.
An astounding story that, for lots of reasons, wouldn't happen today.
I could, if I could be arsed, drag up some of your "mature" drivel, not to mention utterly irrational pish but that would be too easy.
Why don't you move to Bute, much more your level. 😝