TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 I was at the Wick Academy V Brora Rangers game on Saturday and I took the liberty of purposely positioning myself directly behind Ross Tokely's dug out in order to maximise....ahem....."banter" potential. I must add that my one way discourse with Mr. Tokely never bordered on abusive. However, it was satisfying relentless in nature and drew many titters from The Scorries faithful in the main stand (who I had made sure were aware of Tokely's "past crimes"). I was also sufficient distance from the Brora casuals to avoid getting my melt battered in. I have to say that he really is an utter cock of a man. Squealing like a baby about every decision that didn't go Brora's way, or throwing things around when one of his team cocked something up. He was like a spoilt child having a tantrum. This of course played perfectly into my hands and furnished me with a never ending supply of dokey to fire his way. Unfortunately his team edged out the Scorries by the odd goal in a 2-3 thriller. Anyway Buds. Consider him telt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 I didnae want him ' telt '. Don't want to be associated with a neddish loudmouth from Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotstounSaint Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Nice one. I hate him more than any other footballer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted October 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, shull said: I didnae want him ' telt '. Don't want to be associated with a neddish loudmouth from Jersey. I was only addressing the Buds who did want him telt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 I was only addressing the Buds who did want him telt. [emoji14] That's shull telt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 43 minutes ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: I was at the Wick Academy V Brora Rangers game on Saturday and I took the liberty of purposely positioning myself directly behind Ross Tokely's dug out in order to maximise....ahem....."banter" potential. I must add that my one way discourse with Mr. Tokely never bordered on abusive. However, it was satisfying relentless in nature and drew many titters from The Scorries faithful in the main stand (who I had made sure were aware of Tokely's "past crimes"). I was also sufficient distance from the Brora casuals to avoid getting my melt battered in. I have to say that he really is an utter cock of a man. Squealing like a baby about every decision that didn't go Brora's way, or throwing things around when one of his team cocked something up. He was like a spoilt child having a tantrum. This of course played perfectly into my hands and furnished me with a never ending supply of dokey to fire his way. Unfortunately his team edged out the Scorries by the odd goal in a 2-3 thriller. Anyway Buds. Consider him telt. Criiiiiinge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted October 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Criiiiiinge. Each to their own Oaky. Some folk like to have a laugh and aren't mortified by just about everything in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: Each to their own Oaky. Some folk like to have a laugh and aren't mortified by just about everything in life. Each to their own indeed. Interesting that you think that I don't like a laugh because I am cringing over your "banter". Edited October 9, 2017 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted October 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Each to their own indeed. Interesting that you think that I don't like a laugh because I am cringing over your "banter". No it's not just that. You just have a habit trampling on other people's perceptions of fun and acceptability. I'll take your word for it that in real life you are a really fun guy, but you certainly don't come across that way going by a helluva lot of your contributions on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soctty Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 1 hour ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: No it's not just that. You just have a habit trampling on other people's perceptions of fun and acceptability. I'll take your word for it that in real life you are a really fun guy, but you certainly don't come across that way going by a helluva lot of your contributions on here. Can't imagine anyone has ever described him as a "fun guy"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Soctty said: Can't imagine anyone has ever described him as a "fun guy" more a "fanny"... Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: No it's not just that. You just have a habit trampling on other people's perceptions of fun and acceptability. I'll take your word for it that in real life you are a really fun guy, but you certainly don't come across that way going by a helluva lot of your contributions on here. I think the problem lies in our respective definition of the word "fun". You are also correct about our differing perceptions of what constitutes acceptable behaviour. Spending an entire match yelling "banter" at a football manager seems a bit low brow to me but you wire right in. Edited October 9, 2017 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: I think the problem lies in our respective definition of the word "fun". Describe a "fun" day/night for you Oaky. This'll be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Describe a "fun" day/night for you Oaky. This'll be fun. You can read about it in my forthcoming book. I will let you know when I have finished writing it. About half way there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Soctty said: Can't imagine anyone has ever described him as a "fun guy"... In fairness I seriously doubt that the people who would describe me as fun would be overlapping with your social circle to any meaningful extent. Edited October 9, 2017 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soctty Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 In fairness I seriously doubt that the people who would describe me as fun would be overlapping with your social circle to any meaningful extent. [emoji38] *Cringe*[emoji102] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Just now, Soctty said: *Cringe* It may be cringeworthy but it is undoubtedly the truth though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, oaksoft said: You can read about it in my forthcoming book. I will let you know when I have finished writing it. About half way there. Aye, that'll be a best seller. Titled "A cure for Insomnia" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 49 minutes ago, oaksoft said: You can read about it in my forthcoming book. I will let you know when I have finished writing it. About half way there. Its coming on . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPAFKA Jersey 2 Posted October 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, oaksoft said: I think the problem lies in our respective definition of the word "fun". You are also correct about our differing perceptions of what constitutes acceptable behaviour. Spending an entire match yelling "banter" at a football manager seems a bit low brow to me but you wire right in. In fairness, you weren’t there and I didn’t detail the content of my banter other than to specifically state that it never bordered on abusive, so I going to suggest you’re not best placed to comment. No animals were harmed in the course of my banter. Edited October 9, 2017 by TPAFKA Jersey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, TPAFKA Jersey 2 said: In fairness, you weren’t there and I didn’t detail the content of my banter other than to specifically state that it never bordered on abusive, so I going to suggest you’re not best placed to comment. No animals were harmed in the course of my banter. thats never stopped him before . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soctty Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 It may be cringeworthy but it is undoubtedly the truth though. Undoubtedly...and thankfully - for me. [emoji6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintGlenburn Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Criiiiiinge. Teenage girls use that phrase. Guys dont say that. Hope this helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 54 minutes ago, SaintGlenburn said: Teenage girls use that phrase. Guys dont say that. Hope this helps. Who said I was a guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Callum Gilhooley said: Its coming on . I'll try my best to dumb it down for you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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