daved

Just can't keep hold of the ball.

Roasters.
Blinkered dimwits.
Should be sin binned for life.

You really are a charmer sir!
What a strange way to break a self imposed absence... All guns blazing attack on anyone who dares to disagree with you and "all the experts, who have played football at a high level".

That must make them correct and everyone who holds an opposing view a blinkered dimwit after all!

No room for discussion here obviously. Sinbin or hanging! That should suffice.

Very strange contribution sir. Very strange indeed.

Some interesting statistics - The most up to date I could find. Someone might find more.
1 Easter Road Stadium Hibernian FC 20.250 152.506 15.251 10 - 75,3 % 2 Tannadice Park Dundee United FC 14.209 70.077 7.008 10 - 49,3 % 3 The Falkirk Stadium Falkirk FC 9.120 56.625 5.148 11 - 56,4 % 4 East End Park Dunfermline Athletic 11.380 45.628 4.563 10 - 40,1 % 5 Paisley 2021 Stadium St. Mirren FC 8.023 40.523 3.377 12 - 42,1 % 6 Stark´s Park Raith Rovers FC 10.104 29.910 2.991 10 - 29,6 % 7 Cappielow Park Greenock Morton FC 11.100 22.609 2.055 11 - 18,5 % 8 Palmerston Park Queen of the South FC 7.620 21.971 1.997 11 - 26,2 % 9 Somerset Park Ayr United FC 10.185 21.722 1.975 11 - 19,4 % 10 The Cheaper Insurance Direct Stadium Dumbarton FC 2.025 12.926 1.077 12 - 53,2 % 5th Biggest in Actual Attendancies and 4th best in utilisation of the stadium. 3rd Smallest Stadium out of the ten.
Clearly - winning games would help boost the figures.
Got to give credit to Morton, Dumbarton and QOS for performing so well on such small crowds.

Who are the happy clappers? I can't say I've seen much in the way of happy clapping recently.
Are you referring to those who haven't given up all hope yet? Those who haven't quite thrown in the towel? Those who don't seem to be relishing our journey round the U-bend?
I'd call that supporting your club.

I'm sure John young had to take over the gloves at Love Street in a game late 70's.

The marketing of St Mirren is so poor which why we have so little income for players compared to our rivals.I see this lack of any marketing awareness applies to the 1877 club as well!. I enjoyed my visit to the club but thought someone might have taken more than my name at the door so that they could contact me to see if I wanted to join the 1877 club, be put on a reserve list or obtain some feedback on the visit. All in all a good day until 3pm.
 

The marketing of St Mirren is so poor which why we have so little income for players compared to our rivals.I see this lack of any marketing awareness applies to the 1877 club as well!. I enjoyed my visit to the club but thought someone might have taken more than my name at the door so that they could contact me to see if I wanted to join the 1877 club, be put on a reserve list or obtain some feedback on the visit. All in all a good day until 3pm.
 

The marketing of St Mirren is so poor which why we have so little income for players compared to our rivals.I see this lack of any marketing awareness applies to the 1877 club as well!. I enjoyed my visit to the club but thought someone might have taken more than my name at the door so that they could contact me to see if I wanted to join the 1877 club, be put on a reserve list or obtain some feedback on the visit. All in all a good day until 3pm.
 

The marketing of St Mirren is so poor which why we have so little income for players compared to our rivals.I see this lack of any marketing awareness applies to the 1877 club as well!. I enjoyed my visit to the club but thought someone might have taken more than my name at the door so that they could contact me to see if I wanted to join the 1877 club, be put on a reserve list or obtain some feedback on the visit. All in all a good day until 3pm.
 

The marketing of St Mirren is so poor which why we have so little income for players compared to our rivals.I see this lack of any marketing awareness applies to the 1877 club as well!. I enjoyed my visit to the club but thought someone might have taken more than my name at the door so that they could contact me to see if I wanted to join the 1877 club, be put on a reserve list or obtain some feedback on the visit. All in all a good day until 3pm.
 

Would he get a start with Sutton now signed up as No 1 striker? He's too similar to Sutton. Aberdeen might prefer him to go to the likes of Dunfermline or bottom end of Spl rather than warm our bench.

I agree about maximising income.
I'd have loved an incentive to increase the home support.
I'd have loved not pissing off existing support and risking losing them.
I'd love that combined income being used to strengthen our team.
Also... The higher up the league we finish the greater the income. We have reduced our home support, increased the away support, and in doing so, not helped our cause in aiming for fifth. If we make it then it will be despite the BoD and not thanks to them.

After the barmaid in Lanzarote finally found a foreign channel showing the game, she gave me a look of confusion as to why I watched that shite instead of sitting out in the scorching sun.
I explained that it's Mark Spaldings fault and without Ian Murray it would have been 8 nil as I don't know anything about football.

Don't see how he would win a case against St mirren How would they foresee a player throwing a post like a spear. What workplace regs have they breached. Not telling staff it is unacceptable to spear their colleagues? Have you been told this at work? No. He would have to sue Thompson!

The vomitorium