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Surely worth a try?

For all your hopes and dreams? 

Don't put yourself down. Your dad just wished you were one.

With such a vast Intellect, how come you needed to make an edit to your post ?
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I suppose we should thank that god there was an extra test kit lying around for him

You're mistaking them for another club.

I'm not stupid/brave enough to put that in black and white. 

what if there is no COVID virus? What if governments around the world know something terrible is going to happen that they have to have total control of the population, so they engineered this whole episode to use as a drill for the real disaster that is coming? Are Aliens due to invade? or is it a meteor? 
right that’s it no more Netflix for me. 

Two of my sons, both big Saints fans, release their new single on Friday with WEB who are fronted by Kieren Webster of The View.  Give it a listen and if you like it order the single on vinyl at the link below.  
You can stream and share ‘Haze’ exclusively on Tenement TV now at https://www.tenementtv.com/tracks/premiere-haze-web/ .
YOU may know him as the bassist of one of Scotland’s most well-loved indie outfits but Kieren Webster of The View is back, employing his well-established songwriting pedigree under the succinct new moniker of WEB. Formed in 2019, Webster’s latest musical endeavour have already made their presence known across Scotland with performances at Tenement Trail and support slots for the likes of The Libertines. Having developed a strong head of steam in such a short time, they have now finally emerged from the studio to unleash their very first piece of recorded material into the world. TENEMENT TV are delighted to bring you the premiere of WEB’s debut single ‘Haze’. 
‘Haze’, while fitting with the canon of Webster’s previous work with The View, has a fresh vitality and style that is uniquely its own. There are shades of early punk, reminiscent of the likes of The Stooges or Buzzcocks, while the timbre of Webster’s distinctive voice and rock and roll drawl lends itself to the raw, vintage style. It is sure to go down a storm with fans old and new and marks the band out as a vital addition to the nation’s flourishing guitar music movement. In a stark divergence from the norms of Scottish guitar music, however, WEB are set to release a remix of ‘Haze’ by Dundee psych-pop duo Beta Waves as a B-side. 
Until its unfortunate postponement, WEB were set to play this year’s TTV Discover Tour. However, during this unprecedented period of shutdown for the music industry and the world at large, the steady flow of new music such as this provides a glimmer of hope to fans eager to get back to seeing their favourite artists.
Furthermore, showing your support has never been more vital. Streaming and sharing is a lifeline for artists at this time. You can pre-save ‘Haze’ here.
Buy ‘Haze’ on vinyl here.
 
 
 

I remember a simpler time when people were able to help others out, quietly and with dignity, without whoring their "good deeds" on social media for "likes" and a bit of white knighting. There's a particularly nauseating one doing the rounds at the moment about "this is what it looks like to spend x hours saving lives" followed by a photo of them with mask marks around their mouths looking for people to call them heroes (which they inevitably do).
What the f**k is wrong with these people that the act of saving a life isn't enough for them unless they have a double helping of gushing praise for it online? 

Eh?
What sort of weirdo are you?
Rhetorical question, obviously.

I found a fiver today, GIRUY. 

I'm in the same boat, became self employed in January. If they either count total earnings over the last three years, or your monthly earnings since you became self employed that's fine, but if they calculate a few months earnings over three years, it discriminates against new businesses. We can always have a two man protest, which is all that would be allowed now anyway.

The debts being run up.
 
THAT's what Club 1872 are - and have been - investing in with sevco at Ibrox.
Genuinely, admirably loyal...

I am doing. I’m just not convinced that it’s necessary in its entirety. But I’m employing the better safe than sorry/don’t be a khunt for the sake of it logic. 

It was her that put it on the door  

f**k them, this is about me!

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Here is sound and probably very effective advice about ensuring effective cleanliness in the present times.
 
"Wash your hands like you've just chopped chillies and are off for a wank"
Good work, Germans. That's how to get the message across.
 
 
From twitter

Depends if you're in proper isolation, the virus can be spread by WiFi.
I read that on Facebook. 👍👍👍

Colouring by numbers isn't writing a book. 😂😂😂

1 good thing that may happen in the future is people washing their hands more, and being more aware of what they can spread if they don't. 

I stopped reading when you said shull has a point  

Wonder what it'll take for you to come up with one. 

Aye, it's very telling that it takes a global pandemic to happen before Faraway comes up with a decent thread.