St. Sid Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 1. Nurses, overpaid, lazy and yet expect everyone to worship their fat lazy @rses 2. Soldiers...as above 3. Teachers.....as above 4. Taxi Drivers.......expect tips but won't stretch to a Carr's pie to support the Buds and always talk the biggest load of pish as if they're your new best mate...sometimes the way suck up yer arse they're about one begging level away from giving you a BJ for a £1 tip. 5. Politicians.....greedy, self-obsessed w@nkers, ritual abusers of anyone daft enough to engage them for the fun of it and yet like nurses, soldiers, teachers and taxi drivers expect adulation for being lazy f'k'rs. All of the above are most likely St Mirren stewards on their Saturdays off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirit of 77 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 1. Nurses, overpaid, lazy and yet expect everyone to worship their fat lazy @rses2. Soldiers...as above 3. Teachers.....as above 4. Taxi Drivers.......expect tips but won't stretch to a Carr's pie to support the Buds and always talk the biggest load of pish as if they're your new best mate...sometimes the way suck up yer arse they're about one begging level away from giving you a BJ for a £1 tip. 5. Politicians.....greedy, self-obsessed w@nkers, ritual abusers of anyone daft enough to engage them for the fun of it and yet like nurses, soldiers, teachers and taxi drivers expect adulation for being lazy f'k'rs. All of the above are most likely St Mirren stewards on their Saturdays off. so, what do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Sid Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 so, what do you do? I don't moan....even when we get beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 so, what do you do? Cultivates his fat arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Sid Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Cultivates his fat arse This week I have been mostly eating boo boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 1. Nurses, overpaid, lazy and yet expect everyone to worship their fat lazy @rses2. Soldiers...as above 3. Teachers.....as above 4. Taxi Drivers.......expect tips but won't stretch to a Carr's pie to support the Buds and always talk the biggest load of pish as if they're your new best mate...sometimes the way suck up yer arse they're about one begging level away from giving you a BJ for a £1 tip. 5. Politicians.....greedy, self-obsessed w@nkers, ritual abusers of anyone daft enough to engage them for the fun of it and yet like nurses, soldiers, teachers and taxi drivers expect adulation for being lazy f'k'rs. All of the above are most likely St Mirren stewards on their Saturdays off. I cannae disagree with ye Sid apart fae the Steward bit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Sid Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I cannae disagree with ye Sid apart fae the Steward bit.... Your missing a trick there shull..not only do you get in for nothing you get £20 and a FREE PIE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossTheBoss Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 1) The manager of Celtic Football Club 2) The chairman of Celtic Football Club 3) The cheif executive of Celtic Football Club 4) the manager of Rangers Football Club 5) The chairman of Rangers Football Club 6, if I may) The cheif executive of Rangers Football Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Sid Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 1. Radio Football Phone In Hosts 2. Cooncillors (especially season ticket waving ones) 3. Union Reps 4. Bill Lees Dry Cleaner (your too auld for going commando Bill!) 5. Plastic Paddy Journalists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Your missing a trick there shull..not only do you get in for nothing you get £20 and a FREE PIE!!!! I can do that, gies a joab ? As long as i don't huv tae face tha Pitch..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 secretaries - prima donna types who spin out work and act all stressed police - adopt a holier than thou attitude , yet off duty are bigger wankers than joe public train workers - productivity the square root of hee haw and loads of sick notes taxi drivers - only people who don't make mistakes delivery drivers - who don't deliver , got a schedule to keep mate , you weren't in mate , couldnae get parked mate , yet are always first in the boozers I don't moan , cos nae cnut listens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 police - adopt a holier than thou attitude , yet off duty are bigger wankers than joe public Polis are actually scary bastards when there's two of them against one of you. They could nick you for absolutely fúck all yet the two of them could say you tried to stab one of them. I know, for it happened to a good friend of mine. Absolute cúnts, some of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars Posted November 23, 2008 Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 Shiny arsed IT types repeat to 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2becks Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Shiny arsed IT types repeat to 5 I feel glad my arse is hairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 1. People who storm out of press conferences 2. people who complain that their Japanese player doesnt get enough protection. 3. People who complain about teams coming to their park and packing the midfield / defence then employ the same tactics when they play the big boys in Europe ! 4. People who continue to play midfielders with beards. 5. People who continue to defend their keeper when he is a Fud. Can you guess who it is yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 1. People who storm out of press conferences2. people who complain that their Japanese player doesnt get enough protection. 3. People who complain about teams coming to their park and packing the midfield / defence then employ the same tactics when they play the big boys in Europe ! 4. People who continue to play midfielders with beards. 5. People who continue to defend their keeper when he is a Fud. Can you guess who it is yet ? Gies a clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Gies a clue Isla St Clair. Would you? Actually no need to answer that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Isla St Clair. Would you? Actually no need to answer that. How no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 How no Allright then, you can answer it but I think we all know what you are going to say already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Allright then, you can answer it but I think we all know what you are going to say already. Naw ye dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Naw ye dont Go on then - shock us. Isla St Clair, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Go on then - shock us.Isla St Clair, would you? I huv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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