Guest somner9 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 I'm sure it was teased up and exclusively revealed on here that we would have signed an ANDY by now whose very presence would enusre the club's instant demise and Danny's sacking after the fans revolted and showered him with soiled pampers. I ask all the BAWA community to keep an eye out for Andy..! His description is: Tall A Bustling Striker Used to score goals (not lately though hence his link to us) Cheap Currently without a club Prone to settle in offside positions Petulant towards auld ex-newcastle players Will answer to being paid more than he is worth Happy with his back to goal (and the ball cannoning off his knee) Looks shit hot on an exercise bike Likely to be paid off early after failing to deliver.... If you see, or hear from andy please email: [email protected] and confirm his whereabouts. There's a whole lot of love waiting for him in Paisley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstretchuk Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Pile of pish topic...feck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Pile of pish topic...feck off now go on tell us... who are you today..? 'they call me lovestreet they call me maxi they call me perthshire they call me sid...... thats not my name thats not my name thats not my name thats not my...... name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstretchuk Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 now go on tell us... who are you today..? 'they call me lovestreet they call me maxi they call me perthshire they call me sid...... thats not my name thats not my name thats not my name thats not my...... name! ok then...its a great topic...attention seeking knob-end.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 ok then...its a great topic... and I'm just a plain old attention seeking knob-end.... FIFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapsley Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Great Thread ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAWZ Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Great Thread ! A thread of which Coats would have been proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st jock Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 I've now lost the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAWZ Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 I'm sure it was teased up and exclusively revealed on here that we would have signed an ANDY by now whose very presence would enusre the club's instant demise and Danny's sacking after the fans revolted and showered him with soiled pampers. I ask all the BAWA community to keep an eye out for Andy..! His description is: Tall A Bustling Striker Used to score goals (not lately though hence his link to us) Cheap Currently without a club Prone to settle in offside positions Petulant towards auld ex-newcastle players Will answer to being paid more than he is worth Happy with his back to goal (and the ball cannoning off his knee) Looks shit hot on an exercise bike Likely to be paid off early after failing to deliver.... If you see, or hear from andy please email: [email protected] and confirm his whereabouts. There's a whole lot of love waiting for him in Paisley Give us a clue please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAWZ Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 ouch I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Pile of pish topic...feck off Best post you've ever done, now fcuk off while you on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Give us a clue please I dunno..? It was santaponsa that assured us we were f**ked as 'Andy' was signing toot-sweet. Has Travis unearthed a rotten mole..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Murray's Maw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Dorman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAWZ Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Dorman?I think the politically correct name is commissionaire these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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