From the man who has made 69.2k posts on this website alone! Considering you also post very prolifically on Pie and Bovril and on St. Mirren social media, I'd suggest one of us is definitely a loser but it's not me!
I really hope your uncle is OK, just shows you really cant get in an argument with anyone these days in case they are tooled-up and/or drunk/high.
As for the last bit, i always felt there was an undertow of violence and serious crime. There was a kid raped going to St Aelred's from Foxbar when I was a first year there in 1970. I also know a guy who got set up with loads of booze and he suffered the same fate a few years later.