HSS

What's your poison Farawy?Shull will know Iain,they're both Borrheid boys.

Doh, just figured it out, anyway, vodka and coke, nothing else, a single will do.

Never heard of him unless he's changed his name for equity reasons.

ye know i love ye really ya drivel posting dude!

Whew, yer back on ma Lottery winning party list ;)

Thanks to all my Buddies for their kind wishes and support at this time

Willie

Might even be a swarm of spots?

It was a big plook.You want to have seen the puss that came out of it!!

Told you it was HUGE neb. Has to be - to get a cat out of it.

I got a wait and return today.

Cardonald to Cardonald Post Office this morning and return. £3.40.

I went from ma hoose to the shop and back.........free.

Yir too miserable to phone a Taxi !!!

I love you....;) x LOL

Does this mean I'm back in the running for a discount? ;)

D*scount is a four letter word with 8 letters.

I have a head cold.

My 'g's sound like 'd'...

Cheeky bugger.

Cheeky budder.

Fixed it for you.

My cold's ok now

Hope you gave the punter a reduction or dropped them straight at the hospital?

Daily fart updates - smashin!

Whats todays like?

When anything in Edinburgh..:-p

At the same time ihad a hire from Morrisons Cardonald going to Cardonald.

I left Sheildhall at 15:30 arriving at the airport16:25.Headed back straight away,via the petrol station for a quick shite as I was touching cloth,and hit the traffic.Decided on a detour as the traffic news was full of accidents on the Kingston Bridge etc.Head to East Kilbride and home for 17:45.Good hire :)Shull,local hires are good...........if you get enough of them ;)

Farmers? Don't they just fix tractors?

Just in their Perth Branch.

Aye, that's a belter faraway ;) good yin pal ;)

im trying my best with a bottle of jack :-)

shocking behaviour!!!

haha nearly done tho someone helped - someone who just danced when i said BROS! i'll leave you to slag him haha!

Never mind they pair of trumpets. Welcome hame Bud !!

aye we'll be playing the last post as it disappears into the clyde lol

Are ye back yet, I need a taxi?

Away oot for a nice walk roon the wide open spaces of the RAH carpark...

What's a hoose...?

My local pals often ask me that....

attention

Can't you work the phone and watch TV at the same time?

The letters were , REDDOTMCGRAW , the answer was , COMPLETE COCK

only in Lochwinnoch!!!

Hope ye didnae leave the hoose keys in it, during service?

That would just be stupid.

Could it be signs of dampness?

Faraway doesn't know how to change his top man either, its been Michael Higdon for quite some time

Please tell me how to change it, I want it changed to Mr Panda.

It does, thanks. ;)

Naw,it was last night.

No reports but it's likely he was pished and that he did the "David Murray" !

Lovely day,spent most of the afternoon in the garden.

25 deg up here the day, like Tenerife. ;)

Raining now, cannie whack the Scottish weather. LOL

im on the sugar puffs this morning. I LOVE a roll n scrambled egg yum yum

Porridge with blueberries and manuka honey....very healthy and keeps the piles in check.

Paul Daniels, now he's magic. ;)

Ah always leave the yellow bit on the outside. ;)

Yellow?You're much cheaper with the black ones!!!

You're right to leave these bits alone - it's where spiders leave their eggs!

MInd, drive expertly......oh you always dae.

Done 6 hires today on the most horrendous roads i've ever driven on.

Glad to be hame.

Main Roads have vastly improved. Side roads still dodgy.

Full shift ramorra.

That's a sign...........don't be looking at he spot on your arse while carrying bottles of bevvy. ;)

my thoughts are with you .... a sad sad day

Best one was Sandman winning a raffle at a bus do...slipping on his way back from collecting it smashing it all over the floor - think that was after the Ayr game.

Complimentary ticket does it for me

A stauner? Another viagra wasted. ;)

no bad us that the 1st this yer

New toy for cats, called "Cat Rocket", you tie your cat to the rocket, well, you can guess the rest. ;)

Cats and Black and Deckers don't mix

Cannae beat a wee pussy

Aye, but ah was 10 at the time.

Surprised you remember that far back.Was it a tin bath in front of the fire?

Fixed it for you.

"I've just done my 1st shite post of 2011"

Bill Lees lives on.