Wilbur

What's up bluto, did you lose the password for "A Pedant Writes ...." ? Euphemism.

Is that a euphamism ?

Presumably this website is used by chubby-chasers.

Ah Rennais ? 'Allo Allo, Dilo. But watch out for fallen Madonnas with the big boobies.

Now this may be a breach of protocol as death is not a matter for jokes on the website. Unless the person is old, apparently. So, is 64 years of age old enough to be allowed to make a funny ? Perhaps a member of the self-righteous fraternity can offer some advice.

Game on.

Just stuck £2 on us to win @ 80/1, 2-1 down with 15 mins to go. Ever the optimist.

Did you and your kids enjoy the Motherwell game today ?

Most of these racehorse trainer types come from hoyty-toyty mega-posh stock. There wasn't anybody in my class at Foxbar Primary called Toby.

My wife's maiden name was Morton. Obviously a curse. But I still married her because everybody needs a break sometime.

Good point, every season is a marathon not a sprint.

I hadn't realised we were doing so poorly. Why hasn't someone brought this fact to our attention earlier ? I think I'll start a whole new thread to alert everyone.

Problems all over the place, where the hell do you start to sort out this mess. I would suggest it is time to give Ridgers a game because Kello has been rancid lately. First goal today (not his fault he was left one-on-one), but he dived too early allowing Erskine to score in the middle of the goal. Second goal, a fresh air punch at a corner, 100% his fault. He hasn't looked half the keeper he was last season. Last season's crap start was transformed when we changed keepers, Dilo made the difference. A good place to start this season's revival IMO.

Did anyone else see irony in this item on the screen on Saturday ? IF YOU WANT TO ADVERTISE HERE SLXBRUSBRHWKXDKCJVFFVVFFVPVFF[]PPNTRTWHH (well that's what it looked like from my seat) The phones must be red hot with potential advertisers. "I think I might email the club and let them know as it might put off potential advertisers", just in case anyone thought I am being negative.

Didn't that bloke Alex Ferguson also write a book about Alex Ferguson fairly recently ? I don't see Michael Grant's book outselling that one. Does he know anything about Fergie that Fergie doesn't know ?

I'm fairly upbeat about this signing, although I can't help wondering why Thistle binned him. Was it just his injury record ? If it was for that reason, is the boy a crock ?

In't there one about a coconut dug called Tom Jones that did a white turd ?

I fit the profile but it isnae me.

How can we be owned by an aeroplane ??

It's heartbreaking enough supporting St Mirren.

Congratulations.

Is his house being wired for sound ?

That would make anyone suicidal.

Ally McCoist is no fool. In today's Sunday Mail he states there is no chance of Rangers going through this season's entire league campaign unbeaten. He has been proved right after only one fixture. Excellent predicting.

Perhaps one more, 3. Why didn't TC didn't have the savvy to sub JG after his first yellow card.