Wilbur

I’m a wee bit undecided if a striker is what we need. I know our lack of goals suggests it, but is that necessarily the case? It’s not like our strikers are constantly missing barrowloads of sitters. I think it’s more our general decision making in the final third and for me that is more often about the final ball than the finish. Our delivery from wide areas and from set plays is generally pretty bad. If we can improve that then I don’t think it’s beyond the realms of possibility that Main, Ayunga and Grieve will score a lot more goals. That’s not to say those 3 haven’t missed some great chances, but all strikers do that. 

I'm on fire.
Watching the Dundee Utd v Celtic game it looked like Jota was "in the mood" so took a wee chance, something I very rarely do, for him to score first.
Get in. 

Sadly this evidence also highlights how dire our away form has been, only 5 points won.

Well done, but agonisingly close to a clean sweep.

Sadly this evidence also highlights how dire our away form has been, only 5 points won.

Sadly this evidence also highlights how dire our away form has been, only 5 points won.

....... and my co-commentator today will be Jermaine Jenas.

Another one is 'early doors'.
What doors ? Whose doors ? How early were these doors ? What occasion were they early for ?
 

'Back in the day' is another one that grates with me. What day ??
Anyway, back in the day when everything sold in big shops had a price ending in 99p, I hated being told by the assistant,    "... and there's your one pence change." One pence !!! Arghhh. It's one PENNY ya moron, pence is plural !!!
 
 

'The Feegie Fortress'.

That one's easy. It was when Jim Morrison and his mates turned up before the pre-arranged time.

Another one is 'early doors'.
What doors ? Whose doors ? How early were these doors ? What occasion were they early for ?
 

'Back in the day' is another one that grates with me. What day ??
Anyway, back in the day when everything sold in big shops had a price ending in 99p, I hated being told by the assistant,    "... and there's your one pence change." One pence !!! Arghhh. It's one PENNY ya moron, pence is plural !!!
 
 

'Back in the day' is another one that grates with me. What day ??
Anyway, back in the day when everything sold in big shops had a price ending in 99p, I hated being told by the assistant,    "... and there's your one pence change." One pence !!! Arghhh. It's one PENNY ya moron, pence is plural !!!
 
 

'Back in the day' is another one that grates with me. What day ??
Anyway, back in the day when everything sold in big shops had a price ending in 99p, I hated being told by the assistant,    "... and there's your one pence change." One pence !!! Arghhh. It's one PENNY ya moron, pence is plural !!!
 
 

"Absolutely" when "yes" would suffice.
 

The commentator was correct.
You have listed the Darvel substitutes.

According to the TV commentator Samson actually was a sub last night because of Roos being injured. 

Not yet confirmed on either club's official website. 

Not yet confirmed on either club's official website. 

The commentator was correct.
You have listed the Darvel substitutes.

According to the TV commentator Samson actually was a sub last night because of Roos being injured. 

He ran the Royal bar nearer Woodside crematorium. 

If Kevin Clancy's penalty decision against Efe Ambrose is correct by the laws of football, then the laws of football are absolutely f*cked. This VAR penalty kick nonsense has to stop.

He ran the Royal bar nearer Woodside crematorium.