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This thread is exhausted already!

Looks like McCoist has been diligent during his gardening leave!

Sutton's not coming, but apparently we are looking at a couple of strikers called Lea & Perrins from Worcester!

Remember going away to Dumfermline when Gary and Thommo had just arrived at the club, and being treated to some lovely crisp football from them, and indeed the rest of the team that night. Although we only drew, I said to my pal that we would get some great moments with them in the squad, and so it turned out to be. Best of luck in whatever you do in the future Gary, and thanks for being a model professional during your time at Saints.

FFS 3 cows loose on the road to Manda lay lady, Laigh Kirkwall Douglas Bader... Sorted it for you Shull - phone the polis and give them directions

3 cows loose on the road to Manda lay lady, Laigh Kirkwall Douglas Bader...

Sorted it for you!

First round - Peterhead 4 St Mirren 5 Crowd 200 Second round - Berwick Rangers 3 St Mirren 4 Crowd 400 Third Round - Forres Mechanics 1 St Mirren 2 Crowd 800 Fourth round - Celtic 0 St Mirren 0 Crowd 2,999,999 (Celtic disqualified and fined for playing ineligible player) QF - The Rangers 7 St Mirren 7 Crowd 3,000,000 ( The Rangers Disqualified for writing their name wrong) SF - Spartans 2 St Mirren 2 (24-25 Pens) Crowd 0 (Turnstiles at Hampden broken) Final - ST MIRREN 4 ARTHURLIE 3 Crowd 200 (Crowd restricted to to available number of pies) There you are Shull, you can rest easy knowing it's all sorted. Put your pie order in NOW!

Oh, did you not hear, Thommo cut his tongue out and chopped his fingers off, to stop him telling!

So that buds can form!

More likely, " Can we have a pumpkin please, someone went to fart, but it's developed into a shite! Order! Order! Is Potter about?

Aye, the shite is certainly in the pumpkin now!

Could let the players go free-range, which would let them peck about for a bit more grit than they've had this season. They could also add Duck to the menu if Gary Teal is still about!

A spokesman for the company said that they are looking at the possibility of purchasing GHR, as they have identified it as a cheap and plentiful source of headless chickens!

We are going to have a problem, because nobody in our club knows how to collect the ball out of the net!

You couldn't make it up!

Sorted it for you!

Inverhall Johnstone ? He's got legs as thick as a tent pole!

McGinn will be away to join the new blue saints at Dundee !

Don't forget the pipe fitter!

They asked me how I knew, It was Esso Blue, I of course replied, With poorer grades one buys, Smoke gets in your eyes!

It's a sign! The lamp post has gone down, so relegation must be lumen!

But if you look up to view the beautiful buildings, your feet will get covered in shite, from the dogs that live in the shithole with their "owners" that can't be arsed to clean it up!

That'll be 2016 then. Only 366 days to go, and at least we know now. Close this thread, the show is over.

If I was the interested party, I would drop my interest pronto, and go and buy Hamilton for same or less money. A club that has an existing successful revenue generating system in place from consistent player sales at lucrative prices. Mmm, what's Ricardo Pini's mobile number?