insaintee Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 As some of you may know Faraway that stalwart of the forum is laid up with an injured Keyhole. So I think it is appropriate that we have a thread dedicated to wishing Faraway aw'ra best and get well soon, Please feel free to add your best wish below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 Keeping feeding him Tramadol and he'll be just like the pussies above. Get well soon and i hope yir aperture mends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Cannie sleep, read this, started greetin, now sleepinzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) As some of you may know Faraway that stalwart of the forum is laid up with an injured Keyhole. So I think it is appropriate that we have a thread dedicated to wishing Faraway aw'ra best and get well soon, Please feel free to add your best wish below This is the sort of quality thread our forum is crying out for. Did he try and insert something into his "keyhole" and have to have it removed during painful and embarassing surgery? Was that something like an aubergine or a miniature Fireman Sam or something. Please don't try and fob us off with "he fell on it". Edited October 10, 2013 by oaksoft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) This is the sort of quality thread our forum is crying out for. Did he try and insert something into his "keyhole" and have to have it removed during painful and embarassing surgery? Was that something like an aubergine or a miniature Fireman Sam or something. Please don't try and fob us off with "he fell on it". You're funny. Has somner hacked your account? Edited October 10, 2013 by faraway saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 As some of you may know Faraway that stalwart of the forum is laid up with an injured Keyhole. So I think it is appropriate that we have a thread dedicated to wishing Faraway aw'ra best and get well soon, Please feel free to add your best wish below The ginger pussy looks menacing. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Does this mean you're going to miss a few games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Does this mean you're going to miss a few games? Aye, but you keep texting me updates, that's a good boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Try eating tramadals and drinking Peroni. You'll sleep like a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Try eating tramadals and drinking Peroni. You'll sleep like a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) Try eating tramadals and drinking Peroni. You'll sleep like a baby. Try eating tramadals and drinking Peroni. You'll sleep like a baby. Wouldn't that be overdosing......................................ah, I see. PS It's tramadol. Edited October 10, 2013 by faraway saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Sorry FS not up on my drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Sorry FS not up on my drugs. Aye, but you spell Peroni ok, alky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Sorry FS not up on my drugs. You're not doing them right.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 You're not doing them right.... He's always too drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 This is the sort of quality thread our forum is crying out for. Did he try and insert something into his "keyhole" and have to have it removed during painful and embarassing surgery? Was that something like an aubergine or a miniature Fireman Sam or something. Please don't try and fob us off with "he fell on it". This is the sort of quality thread our forum is crying out for. Did he try and insert something into his "keyhole" and have to have it removed during painful and embarassing surgery? Was that something like an aubergine or a miniature Fireman Sam or something. Please don't try and fob us off with "he fell on it". This is the sort of quality thread our forum is crying out for. Did he try and insert something into his "keyhole" and have to have it removed during painful and embarassing surgery? Was that something like an aubergine or a miniature Fireman Sam or something. Please don't try and fob us off with "he fell on it". Faraway Saint's corss dressing has went a step further to the next level , bordom a'la small town syndrom trying to broden the horizons with a bit of experiment gone badly wrong. Big things in small holes is not a good mix as Faraway Saint has found out to his cost , or is it pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Faraway Saint's corss dressing has went a step further to the next level , bordom a'la small town syndrom trying to broden the horizons with a bit of experiment gone badly wrong. Big things in small holes is not a good mix as Faraway Saint has found out to his cost , or is it pain LS, The gift that never stops giving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 (edited) He really does live Far Away apparently.... seen his mention in the Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/19/fork-penis-x-ray-man-70-urethra-picture_n_3778481.html Edit: Jeez he's got a wrinkly auld erse..! Edited October 11, 2013 by somner9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 He really does live Far Away apparently.... seen his mention in the Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/19/fork-penis-x-ray-man-70-urethra-picture_n_3778481.html Edit: Jeez he's got a wrinkly auld erse..! You're really funny............................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Lord i feel sorry for that eel having tae swim up the Brown Cart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Lord i feel sorry for that eel having tae swim up the Brown Cart! You're really a sad individual, now, run along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Word on the street is that while "on the job", one of Faraway Saint's "Fisherman's Friends" shouted out to Faraway's pimp:- "Hey! This one is broken! Give me another one!" Your funny as well. Just in case you're not getting it, you're a fanny. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Don't you get tired of being a fanny? ha ha ha Watch that petted lip................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted October 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Guys poor faraway, We aint feeling the love here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Guys poor faraway, We aint feeling the love here. Just close it, leaves Mad Max less chance to get all excited. I'm fine, private health care works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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