cottonbud Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 I've got the photos, and will be keeping them safe for a rainy day.... Every day for the last two years, i've been putting something aside for a rainy day.I now have 500 umbrellas, and 200 pairs of wellingtons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Every day for the last two years, i've been putting something aside for a rainy day.I now have 500 umbrellas, and 200 pairs of wellingtons. Hey you bought the same Christmas crackers as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Hey you bought the same Christmas crackers as me.Thought you didn't do Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 26, 2013 Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 Indeed. Yet another person forgets which alias they are signed in as... Oh, new levels of irony. :) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted October 26, 2013 Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 I thought his Germaine Greer pic in the Would You thread was ironic but this trumps it big time. Cue Maxi...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 26, 2013 Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 Thought you didn't do Christmas? I don't do Christmas PRESENTS or CARDS. I never said I don't do Christmas at all. We find we can have a great time without getting absolutely off our tits on beer and wine, without taking out payday loans to buy ridiculously overpriced presents for other adults, without eating half the food in the western world and without embarrassing each other by sending a card to someone you sleep next to containing a poem written by someone else. All of this is also done without anyone feeling compulsion or doing it to avoid a bollocking. In short we enjoy Christmas without resorting to the sort of unnecessary gluttony and piggery displayed by most of the population. It's very liberating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 26, 2013 Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 I don't do Christmas PRESENTS or CARDS. I never said I don't do Christmas at all. We find we can have a great time without getting absolutely off our tits on beer and wine, without taking out payday loans to buy ridiculously overpriced presents for other adults, without eating half the food in the western world and without embarrassing each other by sending a card to someone you sleep next to containing a poem written by someone else. All of this is also done without anyone feeling compulsion or doing it to avoid a bollocking. In short we enjoy Christmas without resorting to the sort of unnecessary gluttony and piggery displayed by most of the population. It's dull as fcuk but the family have no choice as I'm a miserable Cnut. Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 26, 2013 Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 Not at all. I know I have one alias and I sign in as that one alias. I'm unable to sign in as anyone else as I don't have any other accounts. Unlike Saint_Sad, Lapsley, Freethinker and Supras... Tracy, obi, Tony, another couple for a few day then Max, you could be the worst alias ever. He he he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 26, 2013 Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 How can I "sign in" as these people? I'm not sure you can. Did you not get them all banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 Every day for the last two years, i've been putting something aside for a rainy day.I now have 500 umbrellas, and 200 pairs of wellingtons. Shouldn't you have 730 umbrellas by now and the same amount of pairs iof wellies, or half that if only putting one wellie away per day for two years ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 I know that I am quite a respected and influential character in my neighbourhood Oh now, that's a post and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 Indeed it was. Pity it wasn't your post or true of you otherwise you could have got all of your aliases friends to like it... Have you been in this country long? Do you miss Poland ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 I reckon he has got your username spelling confused with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximilian_Kolbe If only it was the same person, happy days. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 I don't do Christmas PRESENTS or CARDS. I never said I don't do Christmas at all. We find we can have a great time without getting absolutely off our tits on beer and wine, without taking out payday loans to buy ridiculously overpriced presents for other adults, without eating half the food in the western world and without embarrassing each other by sending a card to someone you sleep next to containing a poem written by someone else. All of this is also done without anyone feeling compulsion or doing it to avoid a bollocking. In short we enjoy Christmas without resorting to the sort of unnecessary gluttony and piggery displayed by most of the population. It's very liberating. That is just about the perfect tonic furra monday moaning ! Love the barely concealed loathesome contempt for people and their behaviours. Remember that programme Grumpy Old Men ............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 That is just about the perfect tonic furra monday moaning ! Love the barely concealed loathesome contempt for people and their behaviours. Remember that programme Grumpy Old Men ............................. You forgot family members. Bet the Oakey family are counting the days to Christmas. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 You forgot family members. Bet the Oakey family are counting the days to Christmas. ;) Aye through gritted teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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