HSS Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Shite Green Vermin player has been thrown out a Prestwick Nightclub for flashing his privates. He shouldve flashed his neck. Nae case to answer. Forrest has been charged with 2 counts of Pub(l)ic Indecency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsuMirren Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Forrest has been charged with 2 counts of Pub(l)ic Indecency. I'm assuming it was barely noticeable the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenburnSaint Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Its probably similar to what he is used to in the cellik youths. Thats probs why he has nae neck! Coach has a hard thrust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Why all the droll conversation about this, why are we not formulating some sort of humiliating song to chant at the soon to be sex offender? These are by no means masterpieces of song writing but something along the lines of He gets the ball, he exposes his cock Jamesy James Forrest Jamesy James, Jamesy James, Jamesy James Forrest, he gets the ball he exposes his cock, Jamesy James Forrest Or He dribbles down the wing and he exposes his thing, Jamesy James Forrest He talks the talk then shows his cock, Jamesy James Forrest Does he make a tackle or show his tackle, Jamesy James Forrest The ball he can bend and he'll show you his bellend, Jamesy James Forrest or my personal favourite He plays for a team who will protect him because they have a lot of experience with that sort of thing Advice they seek from the diocese about how to deal with him showing his ding a ling Ding a ling, ding a ling, James Forrest showed his ding a ling He was touted as a king of the wing then he showed his ding a ling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Why all the droll conversation about this, why are we not formulating some sort of humiliating song to chant at the soon to be sex offender? These are by no means masterpieces of song writing but something along the lines of He gets the ball, he exposes his cock Jamesy James Forrest Jamesy James, Jamesy James, Jamesy James Forrest, he gets the ball he exposes his cock, Jamesy James Forrest Or He dribbles down the wing and he exposes his thing, Jamesy James Forrest He talks the talk then shows his cock, Jamesy James Forrest Does he make a tackle or show his tackle, Jamesy James Forrest The ball he can bend and he'll show you his bellend, Jamesy James Forrest or my personal favourite He plays for a team who will protect him because they have a lot of experience with that sort of thing Advice they seek from the diocese about how to deal with him showing his ding a ling Ding a ling, ding a ling, James Forrest showed his ding a ling He was touted as a king of the wing then he showed his ding a ling TT, time for your medication you daft auld sausage. Faraway could perhaps lend you a few of his auld fart drugs. Far too much excitement for one day for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 TT, time for your medication you daft auld sausage. Faraway could perhaps lend you a few of his auld fart drugs. Far too much excitement for one day for you. Ah come on now Kendo, come on indeed. The whole story of "Celtic player shows cock in public" is comedy gold and yet here we are reading some dross involving what I think is some sort of one-upmanship. Tick Tock, Tick Tock James Forrest exposes his cock Down the wing in goes the cross then we see him having a toss He plays a pass, he plays a pass then inappropriately touches an innocent lass Its no joke, its no joke, James Forrest will deliver an unwelcome poke Sellick will protect him, Sellick will protect him because that's what they always do But don't stand near him, don't stand near him as he will inappropriately touch you too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted November 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Class T.T, class indeed ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Ah come on now Kendo, come on indeed. The whole story of "Celtic player shows cock in public" is comedy gold and yet here we are reading some dross involving what I think is some sort of one-upmanship. Tick Tock, Tick Tock James Forrest exposes his cock Down the wing in goes the cross then we see him having a toss He plays a pass, he plays a pass then inappropriately touches an innocent lass Its no joke, its no joke, James Forrest will deliver an unwelcome poke Sellick will protect him, Sellick will protect him because that's what they always do But don't stand near him, don't stand near him as he will inappropriately touch you too!!!! Has your young Great Grandson taught you a few ditties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 Has your young Great Grandson taught you a few ditties? On the wing he will run past you and all you will feel will be a draught and when you look up James Forrest is exposing his shaft.....right at you He may not be perfect but he appears erect, he may not be perfect and his shaft is pointing at you You will not get near him but on the way past he will have a fiddle, you wont get near him but he will palm your middle and..... In the game you wont get much but James Forrest will feel your crutch, you wont get near him but James Forrest will do what he wants to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 BOOM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 He's a no mark wee prick, barely even seen in flashes .......................ta daaaah ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted November 26, 2013 Report Share Posted November 26, 2013 BOOM!!! hosed.jpg I doubt he could see it over that belly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Hmm, they are out there now................ I heard that Forrest was trying to get a member ship in Elliots but he ended up making a dick of himself it was very neckless behaviour In his defence though , he is seemingly sometimes quite a good ball player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Is this a case of, "You can't see the Forrest for the wood?" I'll get me dirty raincoat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie-dee Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 he is a wee prick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 he is a wee prick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie-dee Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 Forrest.jpg thats quite a big prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted November 27, 2013 Report Share Posted November 27, 2013 thats quite a big prick If the cap fits ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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